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Hi everyone!
I'm Jackie 25. I'm from a tiny town in Mass. I'm a stay at home mom to my 4 boys who are 6,2, and twin 1yr olds. I've been with my husband for 8 yrs now and have been married for 3.
I guess thats about it
I can't speak for Jackie, but in my experience, the majority of the lousy driver Massholes are from the eastern half of the state. Whenever we have to head out that way for something, I'm not a happy camper because *those* people will run you off the road and not even blink.
I do find, though, that at least in the Manchester, CT area, the drivers there don't quite understand what those pretty red octagonal signs with the four letters on them mean.
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i guess i can vouch for the east side thing, as the most experience I've had its in the holyoke, springfield and up area, since i used to work in Enfield, and wanted to kill people.
as for stop signs, i myself usually stop, but while we're on the subject of things people disregard, know those shiny pieces of glass that look like you when you look in it? That's a mirror. Those are on the car to give you a view of what's around you. You use them prior to turning the car into another driver as you try to change lanes, the long thin on in the car is to see the big guy in the black truck looking like a deranged lunatic screaming at you at the top of his lungs to go faster than 50 fucking miles per hour in the fast lane. but I've gotta run out to dinner now, so we'll have to save the 3 different types of lanes chat for later, so be here for the next class, you all probably need to hear that _________________ http://www.jeremyhalvorsen.com
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Thanks all for the welcome!
I'm from the itty bitty town of Spencer. ( its about 20 minutes from worcester)
I would say most of the time im a good driver however my father in law is one of those lovely Masshole drivers you are talking about his view " this is my road and get your butt off of it or out of my way" He drives me up a wall!
i guess i can vouch for the east side thing, as the most experience I've had its in the holyoke, springfield and up area, since i used to work in Enfield, and wanted to kill people.
as for stop signs, i myself usually stop, but while we're on the subject of things people disregard, know those shiny pieces of glass that look like you when you look in it? That's a mirror. Those are on the car to give you a view of what's around you. You use them prior to turning the car into another driver as you try to change lanes, the long thin on in the car is to see the big guy in the black truck looking like a deranged lunatic screaming at you at the top of his lungs to go faster than 50 fucking miles per hour in the fast lane. but I've gotta run out to dinner now, so we'll have to save the 3 different types of lanes chat for later, so be here for the next class, you all probably need to hear that
Heh. I'm a slow lane gal when I'm actually in the driver's seat on the highway (which is very rarely since I don't tend to like driving long distances alone ). I'm in no hurry to kill myself so doing the speed limit or slightly above is sufficient. Since I always leave at least 15 minutes earlier than the drive takes for anything, I don't have any need to drive like my ass is on fire so I'm happy in the slow lane. I do, however, get pissed off when some schmuck is on the highway and doing 45mph even in the slow lane. WTF? I mean I know that it's supposedly legal to be doing, but why bother taking the highway if you're not going to be doing around the speed limit? If I want to be puttering around at that speed, I'd be taking the back roads instead.
Hi everyone I'm Josh.....And I'm an alcoholic. I enjoy bourbon, whiskey, vodka, and stumbling. I live life with the mindset that. if you can't remeber what you did the night before, it wasn't that much fun anyways. I love videogames (XBOX 4 Life!!!) combined with the occasional "herbal remedy" session. I guess that's about it.
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Whenever we have to head out that way for something, I'm not a happy camper because *those* people will run you off the road and not even blink. 
