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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehe. I still haven't had a nightmare from a King book, but that's probably 'cause I didn't start reading him until I was ~20 years old. Now I'm a collector! I even have Cycle of the Werewolf in hardcover (hard to find!).
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, It was the only one that ever gave me nightmares just because it was probably King's only story that had a true *monster* as the villain (not counting Randall Flagg).

But yeah, that's awesome! I only have it in soft-cover.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, it's neat to say, but I haven't read it yet because I'm afraid to open it. icon_razz.gif

It was very scary. Good book. *nods*
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The White Dragon, Anne McCaffrey
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finished Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, now I'm reading HP and the Order of the Phoenix.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I really ought to read those, they're roughly the length of Tom Clancy, and the subject matter is mostly right up my alley.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

maggot_hex wrote:
<snip> they're roughly the length of Tom Clancy<snip>


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um, lemme rephrase that, they're roughly the length of a Tom Clancy novel.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got that icon_smile.gif

I don't see how length should be any indication of anything to do with a book though. (Unless you're going on holiday or sommat and want something to keep you occupied, but even then - multiple books! icon_razz.gif)
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, it's usually an indicator of how long it will keep you occupied. But it's not particularly reliable.

For example, the total length of the Harry Potter books should have kept me occupied for at least 10 weeks. But it's going to end up being more like 4 weeks. icon_biggrin.gif
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Other than strategy guides, there's only two books I've read in the past couple of years that were less than 300 pages longs, and MI is one of them. What length has to do is most books aimed at kids top out around 120 pages, if even that much. I can sink my teeth into a book that's longer than the average Piers Anthony novel.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I've finished Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and HP and the Half-Blood Prince since I posted last. Tonight I start HP and the Deathly Hallows. Those books are addictive. icon_eek.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm re-reading Jules Verne "Around the world in 80 days".
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tom Clancy's Net Force, by Steve Perry
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm about to read PREY by Michael Crichton, oh, and check this out:

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