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Joined: Feb 26, 2004 Posts: 1634 Location: Connecticut
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 12:41 am Post subject:
luckily i've never had to deal with a girl being knife crazy. But I have dealt with my share of loonies. They used to fight about something, and then not talk about it, they'd just scream and try to leave. If i stepped in the way to say "let's talk about this, don't just run off" they'd scream like I was a rapist. Fucking nutty chicks man. Then I had one that lied to me about EVERYTHING! I wrote a little something to her on my blog http://blog.jeremyhalvorsen.com see if you can guess which one, it's like 3 down. (hint: I really _really_ hate her)
DISCLAIMER!!! not for the young, or people offended by language. If you're one of them, just don't go there. period. or I will fight you...and that ain't no lie. _________________ http://www.jeremyhalvorsen.com
"Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone"
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 5:12 pm Post subject: Re: I found one
Jenssey wrote:
ya'all know I look evil.
Geez; you smile exactly like the twisted face!
Also, guys, a shoe will not kill me, and it won't work for goatse because I am straight (sorry, guys; I know you're disappointed). _________________ 28:06:42:12
I've actually been trying to get it down, but my sister is my hairdresser, and she's been going through some personal problems recently (such as a foster-child trying to commit suicide).
Nonetheless, that doesn't really answer the question, now does it? _________________ 28:06:42:12
Lady_Stardust Super Hip Norwegian Pyromaniac Chick (Moderator)
Joined: Jul 21, 2004 Posts: 6758 Location: The land of the midnight sun (Norway!)
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 7:57 pm Post subject:
What I was trying to say, obviously I wasn't clear enough, was that all together you're not too frightening to look at, but your hair is waaay to big. The 70's are definately over...
Shorter hair, you'd almost be cute, like cokeplantking.... _________________ This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
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