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Topics in red are in Anything Goes and may contain mature content. So... You know... Expect the worst.
One day your metabolism will slow down and no longer allow such lovely heavenly things as fried chicken to be a daily part of life (nay, even a monthly thing) and you too will be forced to eat chicken in other ways and will need to find inventive ways of making it taste good.
I'm sorry but I live my life the way it wants to be lived! And that way includes fried food of any kind!!!! I'm gonna have to side with neofox and say baked chicken just doesn't cut.
For some reason this is totally making me think of this email.
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
'If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.'
_________________ I'm a saddened man; I'm a broken boy; I'm a toddler with a complex toy.
"Life Less Ordinary"
-Carbon Leaf
neofox87 I do not care about custom titles, not one... HEY! NO! Don't make this my title! I SAID I DON'T CARE OMG STOP
Down's Syndrome Gangsta 4 L1f3
Joined: Feb 27, 2005 Posts: 761
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:16 pm Post subject:
easily-amused wrote:
For some reason this is totally making me think of this email.
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
'If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.'
There are two glaring problems with that email.
1. Little kids don't talk like that. It would have been funny if the only thing that sounded adult was the last line, but this is not the case.
2. It's not funny. Even on those days were I ingest too much sugar and laugh at everything, this would snap me into a comatose state of depression.
I actually talked like that when I was little. I've grown less mature as I age. _________________ I'm a saddened man; I'm a broken boy; I'm a toddler with a complex toy.
"Life Less Ordinary"
-Carbon Leaf
DarkAngela Fights LightAngela for World Domination (changed by MaggotHex)
Joined: Sep 02, 2005 Posts: 1765 Location: Palm Beach, Florida
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:26 am Post subject:
yes, some of us get stupider with age. *smiles* _________________ "A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have." -Pres. Ford
How creepy is it that I imagined Bart like that already? _________________ I'm a saddened man; I'm a broken boy; I'm a toddler with a complex toy.
"Life Less Ordinary"
-Carbon Leaf
And Neo (I just read the other posts on this page) little children can speak like that...my nephew is only 10 and speaks a lot more sophisticated/whatever then that shit...10 is the new 15 anyway. _________________ <-Tri/_p
No one is afraid to say annything smart or touching sounding when they're small. Once you get older everyone just picks on you for talking funny. This guy in my class was brought up in a household with LOADS of books and both his parents are the kind that are really invested in making sure he's super smart, he went to a semi-private school and stuff. He talks like the Terry Brooks books that he reads half the time. Not to knock Terry Brooks though, 'tis great. _________________ I'm a saddened man; I'm a broken boy; I'm a toddler with a complex toy.
"Life Less Ordinary"
-Carbon Leaf
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