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maggot_hex Too much of a postwhore for my own good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 6238 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:17 am Post subject:
poisnedcoke wrote:
Please tell me he caught a blunt instrument to the face after over-extending himself like that?
No, but only because headshots are illegal, plus the fact that I'm a cleric means my staff is pretty much only good for defense. This was before the game and was just some sparring for practice. _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
Arquinsiel Eyeliner-Wearing Mythological Being of Androgynous Love
Joined: Apr 06, 2006 Posts: 612 Location: Nowhere and Everywhere. I am a myth.
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:51 pm Post subject:
maggot_hex wrote:
poisnedcoke wrote:
Please tell me he caught a blunt instrument to the face after over-extending himself like that?
No, but only because headshots are illegal, plus the fact that I'm a cleric means my staff is pretty much only good for defense. This was before the game and was just some sparring for practice.
Well for practice if you try to keep your feet at right angles from each other with the leading foot pointing towards your opponant you'll never be that off balance. _________________
maggot_hex Too much of a postwhore for my own good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 6238 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:34 pm Post subject:
Why swing a staff that only does 2 damage when I can throw a prayer that reduces his attacks to all minimal effects and just finish him off at my leisure? I'm a support chatacter; let the fighters get hit. _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
poisnedcoke The Only Thing Michael Jackson and the Catholic Church Can Agree On
Joined: Feb 05, 2005 Posts: 1638 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:54 pm Post subject:
maggot_hex wrote:
Why swing a staff that only does 2 damage when I can throw a prayer that reduces his attacks to all minimal effects and just finish him off at my leisure? I'm a support chatacter; let the fighters get hit.
Because olol double post
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poisnedcoke The Only Thing Michael Jackson and the Catholic Church Can Agree On
Joined: Feb 05, 2005 Posts: 1638 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:54 pm Post subject:
maggot_hex wrote:
Why swing a staff that only does 2 damage when I can throw a prayer that reduces his attacks to all minimal effects and just finish him off at my leisure? I'm a support chatacter; let the fighters get hit.
maggot_hex Too much of a postwhore for my own good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 6238 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:34 pm Post subject:
And how many times did the cops hit him with nightsticks when they caught him? _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
Arquinsiel Eyeliner-Wearing Mythological Being of Androgynous Love
Joined: Apr 06, 2006 Posts: 612 Location: Nowhere and Everywhere. I am a myth.
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:38 pm Post subject:
maggot_hex wrote:
Why swing a staff that only does 2 damage when I can throw a prayer that reduces his attacks to all minimal effects and just finish him off at my leisure? I'm a support chatacter; let the fighters get hit.
I'm not saying swing your staff, I'm saying don't fall over. _________________
maggot_hex Too much of a postwhore for my own good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 6238 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:29 pm Post subject:
Explain to me how you got that huge of an image as your avatar _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
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