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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: SET BLASTER=A220 I5 D1 T4
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm feeling really really really happy today!

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REALLY!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I have no dress clothes that are fall/winter appropriate.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TimeRacer wrote:
RSA: I have no dress clothes that are fall/winter appropriate.


I've seen jackets worn with slutty dresses, pantyhose are great for keeping your legs from freezing (or so I've read). Just perfect your winter jacket strip-tease and you'll be a hit wherever you go!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, the weather gods have graced me with summer-like temperatures, so I won't have to go to Lianne's funeral in jeans and a hoodie now...although I might wear the hoodie she bought me anyway.
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http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3637159/80782624.jpg

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Haahahahaaha, that's awesome Liss!

RSA: I just got a second job, as a temporary Driver Helper for UPS, I'm gonna be wearing the brown and dropping off packages from November to Christmas eve for $12.88 an hour during the day, and working my normal job at night. Yay! Money!
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just wasted the first day off I have had in weeks by spending the entire first part of the day hiding from everyone I know.
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I've had maybe 5 hours of sleep in the past 2 days. And am surprisingly non-tired.
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After ignoring my hungry baby for almost an hour, frying my ear on the cellphone, and cursing loudly (luckily my son isn't talking yet) every time my attempts to connect were interrupted because the ticketmasters server broke down, I now have two tickets for AC/DC's only concert here in Norway icon_biggrin.gif

Now I have to feed the baby before he eats the cat.
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RSA: I will be getting a 32" TV in less than a week.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I found a slim jim under the bed liner of my truck. I now know why it was at auction.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I kinda landed my first axel last Tuesday. I say "kinda" because I was in the harness so when I was surprised that I landed it, I didn't fall directly on my head.
http://www.jumpharness.com/
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I totally had one. But I forgot.
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RSA: My sister figuree was a dumb-bean and got completely trashed the night before our big day out so I spent it with two people who started getting a little *intamate* the last 45 minutes of V for Vendetta. So now I have to rent the dang movie.
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