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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: Maybe I should got to Disney World icon_razz.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DarkAngela wrote:
My sister is officially working at Disney World! She starts shows as Ariel on Friday!


RSA: Protesting work conditions at Disney World always leads to a gaggle of employment opportunities.
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: Less than 3 days left until the largest videogame convention in North America.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nice kea, give me your murloc-polar bear fusion mount, k?
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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RSA: I literally squealed with joy at reading the song lists for Guitar Hero 4 and Rock Band 2.
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RSA: Tomatillo salsa smells really good while cooking.

RSA 2: Even with wearing gloves I somehow managed to get hot pepper juice on my left hand...WTF?
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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RSA: I'm going to buy the full version of On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness.
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RSA: Nobody really cares about this shit. This is like Twitter, but a bucket of fucking fail potatoes.
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's why they are Random Stupid Announcements. Plus, this thread predates Twitter by at least a year.
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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RSA: My apartment is being re-roofed today. Judging from the amount of hammering, I belive the roof is being entirely constructed from nails.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That just makes it sturdy, lol. Dont forget to steal their ladders while they are up there. Or destabilize their ladders so they fall. It will be funny.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GeneK wrote:
DarkAngela wrote:
My sister is officially working at Disney World! She starts shows as Ariel on Friday!


RSA: Protesting work conditions at Disney World always leads to a gaggle of employment opportunities.


Well, I don't know about the normal workers, but my sister's in a performer's union, and she works 24-30 hours a week and gets paid for 40. Every week.

Apok, you are evil. Just steal the ladders, don't let them fall. They might leave leaky places in your roof if they fall. icon_eek.gif
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