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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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RSA: My laptop went kaboink after my dear dear son poured a glass of milk into it.


Did he at least do it while looking really, really cute? Cause I think that'd be okay.


Of course! He's just learning to talk as well, and everytime he wants something or gives us something he says "takk" (thank you), but after he poured the milk into the laptop, he had his pacifier in his mouth which makes his "takk" sound a lot like "fuck". So of course, a 1-year old pouring milk into the laptop, then hands you the glass while he says "fuck fuck" is quite adorable.
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I finally found my bandanna which has been missing for the past several months. Now if I can just find my Magic cards....
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I'm shocked.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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RSA: I finally found my bandanna which has been missing for the past several months. Now if I can just find my Magic cards....


RSA: You are NOT Yuugi.
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: Yu-gi-oh is a pimple on the ass of gaming.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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RSA: Yu-gi-oh is a pimple on the ass of gaming.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder if anyone with normal lungs can actually say that without having to stop for breath partway through.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I'm up super early in the morning and theres nothing to eat and nothing on TV. Surprise, surprise.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: Alice Cooper can still rock the house.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Alice from Brady Bunch could probably still rock the bed, provided she's not dead of course.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I made cookies!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: Bedtime
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Heh, I wish it was bedtime.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I need to buy more darts for my Nerf guns.
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My sister is officially working at Disney World! She starts shows as Ariel on Friday!

EA: If your fam ever comes to Disney, I could give you a skating lesson there. There's a place not too far away.
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