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Stupid ants. _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
Joined: Mar 01, 2004 Posts: 1765 Location: Ohio is for lovers
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:41 am Post subject:
RSA: The Universe is trying to stinkify me....
Two days ago I almost ran over a SKUNK with my bicycle on the way to work at 4 am.
Today, the mower ran out of gas, and as I took the gas can to go put a little more into the mower, my foot broke through the ground and I went up to my knee into the old septic tank in the yard. I didn't get wet, but it's the principle of the thing, you hear me, quit trying to stinkify me damned Universe!
It took 3 tonnes of rocks to fill it in. _________________
I want to see people like me, rising up with hate-filled eyes and smoking genetalia--posessed by ancient volcano gods, waving vast breasts and improbable penises at the secret masters of the world-- brown-trousering the naughty twenty-four hours a day"SJ
neofox87 I do not care about custom titles, not one... HEY! NO! Don't make this my title! I SAID I DON'T CARE OMG STOP
Down's Syndrome Gangsta 4 L1f3
Joined: Feb 27, 2005 Posts: 680
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:48 am Post subject:
sexcpotatoes wrote:
RSA: The Universe is trying to stinkify me....
Two days ago I almost ran over a SKUNK with my bicycle on the way to work at 4 am.
Today, the mower ran out of gas, and as I took the gas can to go put a little more into the mower, my foot broke through the ground and I went up to my knee into the old septic tank in the yard. I didn't get wet, but it's the principle of the thing, you hear me, quit trying to stinkify me damned Universe!
It took 3 tonnes of rocks to fill it in.
Literal tons or exaggeration? Because it would be interesting to know the exat poundage of rock that it took to fill the septic tank up. _________________ -neofox87
OMFGOLDFISH!
maggot_hex Too much of a postwhore for my own good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 6267 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:09 am Post subject:
Penny Arcade Expo, three day convention celebrating gaming in all its forms. _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
RSA: My brothers are complete girls/babies. _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
RSA: I get to do my driving for drivers ed soon!! _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
Boondock Doesn't get a say about his custom title.
Joined: Jul 15, 2008 Posts: 339
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:23 pm Post subject:
Why does your arm hurt?
RSA: I was up all night on a video game, and am now angry at the world. _________________ "No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible." --George Burn
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." --Abraham Lincoln
"Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart." --Raynor Schein
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