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maggot_hex Too much of a postwhore for my own good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 6265 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:49 pm Post subject:
RSA: I have been using noun clauses far longer than I've known what they are. _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
RSA: I have the stupidest little brothers ever. _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
Boondock Doesn't get a say about his custom title.
Joined: Jul 15, 2008 Posts: 339
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:01 pm Post subject:
RSA: The first phrase I ever read was "Radiographic Detector", Two days before I couldn't read "the" _________________ "No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible." --George Burn
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." --Abraham Lincoln
"Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart." --Raynor Schein
maggot_hex Too much of a postwhore for my own good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 6265 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:21 pm Post subject:
RSA: Leave Santa cookies and beer and he'll be back at your house first next year. _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
RSA: I always left the Easter Bunny M&M's. _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
RSA: I don't want people over my house tonight..... _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
RSQ: Why?? The hospital is kinda a sensitive thing in my mind right now since my mom almost had to go. _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
RSA: I want to start a 'random thoughts' thread but i feel it would be pointless in light of this one. _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
RSA:That really sucks. I feel so outta the loop. My mom will probably die if she gets bitten by another ant. _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
No.Arg. I forget you don't know these things. I actually postedabout it. She got ant bites quite literally all up her leg. The paramedics were called and stuff. She says while she was popping them she lost count at 200. She had to get an epipen and if she gets bit again she'll probably die, so she's steering clear of grass for a while. _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
Boondock Doesn't get a say about his custom title.
Joined: Jul 15, 2008 Posts: 339
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:21 am Post subject:
That happened to my mommy too.
She hates Florida etc. because of it. We weren't allowed on the grass. _________________ "No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible." --George Burn
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." --Abraham Lincoln
"Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart." --Raynor Schein
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