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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I have been using noun clauses far longer than I've known what they are.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I have the stupidest little brothers ever.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: The first phrase I ever read was "Radiographic Detector", Two days before I couldn't read "the"
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RSA: Leave Santa cookies and beer and he'll be back at your house first next year.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I always left the Easter Bunny M&M's.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: The Easter Bunny is in fact an Easter Duck
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I don't want people over my house tonight.....
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: My stepmom is in the hospital
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RSQ: Why?? The hospital is kinda a sensitive thing in my mind right now since my mom almost had to go.
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RSA: I want to start a 'random thoughts' thread but i feel it would be pointless in light of this one.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: My Stepmom had surgery complications and almost died
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RSA:That really sucks. I feel so outta the loop. My mom will probably die if she gets bitten by another ant.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your mom is allergic to ants?

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No.Arg. I forget you don't know these things. I actually postedabout it. She got ant bites quite literally all up her leg. The paramedics were called and stuff. She says while she was popping them she lost count at 200. She had to get an epipen and if she gets bit again she'll probably die, so she's steering clear of grass for a while.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That happened to my mommy too.

She hates Florida etc. because of it. We weren't allowed on the grass.
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