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Joined: Feb 26, 2004 Posts: 1635 Location: Connecticut
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:20 pm Post subject:
Lady_Jez wrote:
"Ok, who ordered the full orchestra? Possibly while stoned? Cypress Hill, I'm looking at you..."
Hehe, if anyone can tell me what that is from, including season and episode, without looking it up on Google, you will have my eternal respect.
It's the simpsons, when homer went on tour getting hit in the gut by a bowling ball. but i could't tell you what season or episode, as anyone that can is out of their fucking minds. all the seasns seem to run together to me. _________________ http://www.jeremyhalvorsen.com
"Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone"
Joined: Jul 22, 2004 Posts: 901 Location: Washington State
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:26 am Post subject:
Yay, someone got it! It's from:
The Simspons: Season 7, Episode 25 - Homerpalooza
Trust me, hardly anyone has watched as much Simpsons as me and my boyfriend. And we are usually stoned at the time, so anyone who says pot has long term effects on cognitive abililites is full of shit. I actually messed it up a bit, but that was from memory and not having seen that episode in a couple years at least. The exact quote is:
"Come on people, someone ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high... Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction."
And right now I'm not listening to anything, we are getting ready to go help a friend move, and it's way too early in the morning. The song in my head is:
Marilyn Manson - Beautiful People
On a completely unrelated note, does anyone play Mad Caps? It's like a Yahoo game. _________________ Beyond the reach of human range
A drop of hell, a touch of strange.
DJ_Mittens I look sexy in my Joe's Jeans™ Peacock Trousers (changed by Patgrun)
Joined: Feb 17, 2004 Posts: 4711 Location: Winnipeg, skeeter capital of the world.
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 3:01 am Post subject:
I watch it almost daily. I also downloaded every single episode. They're sitting on my computer right now. I'm onto my third time through watching them back-to-back.
There's a fun game a few of my friends made up. Basically, you go back and forth saying names of Simpson's characters, without repeating any, or mentioning any celebrities that had cameo's on the show. You also have to use their full name if given, no vague references. It's fun, and I rarely lose even with my crappy memory.
I love the old Simpson's. Up until season 11, when Maude died. That's when the Simpson's died in my heart. _________________ Most problems can be solved through violence. Those that cannot are not worth solving.
Joined: Jan 17, 2005 Posts: 841 Location: New Orleans, Louisiana
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:43 pm Post subject:
I am listening to people talking. It registers with my brain under the screen name "Blah blah blah..." and password "Yada yada yada..." _________________ <a href="http://selu.thefacebook.com/profile.php?id=50303296&l=0424c39c4b">Facebook me!</a>
Joined: Feb 26, 2004 Posts: 1635 Location: Connecticut
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:18 pm Post subject:
i'm listening to "Thumb-migraine" most likly none of you have heard of them, but if you like rock with a little scratching thrown in, check out their first cd. if you like rock check out their newest cd "3"
Joined: Feb 07, 2002 Posts: -21471 Location: Atlanta, GA
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:48 am Post subject:
Right this moment, "Tira Me A Las Aranas" by The Mars Volta is playing. Just before that, however, was "More More More" by MY GIRLFRIE... er... Kylie Minogue.
TimeRacer The Official Anti-Smoking Boobies of MI They're GRRRREEAAT!!!
Joined: Oct 07, 2003 Posts: 2856 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:12 am Post subject:
"I Want You to Want Me" by Letters to Cleo (the only cover of this song I like) _________________ Is it bad when you spend more time around dead people than live people...and you're not a mortician?
Joined: Jul 22, 2004 Posts: 901 Location: Washington State
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:59 am Post subject:
I listened to Mad World by Gary Jules on repeat for hours yesterday. Right now I'm not listening to anything, but I have that song from Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion stuck in my head, I think it's called Time After Time, but I don't remember who it's by and I don't feel like looking it up. In a minute I will be listening to A Distance There Is by Theater of Tragedy. I like depressing music for some reason... _________________ Beyond the reach of human range
A drop of hell, a touch of strange.
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