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DJ_Mittens I look sexy in my Joe's Jeans™ Peacock Trousers (changed by Patgrun)
Joined: Feb 17, 2004 Posts: 4711 Location: Winnipeg, skeeter capital of the world.
Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:55 pm Post subject:
I haven't really heard anything. First of all, I'm Canadian, and even though I probably should care, I really don't. Same shit, different pile. _________________ Most problems can be solved through violence. Those that cannot are not worth solving.
Joined: Jun 03, 2003 Posts: 516 Location: [Classified]
Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:05 pm Post subject:
/derail
DJ_Mittens wrote:
I haven't really heard anything. Same shit, different pile.
I don't think we would've cared if you had heard anything anyways.
DJ_Mittens wrote:
First of all, I'm Canadian.
Grats, cool guy, you get a cookie. Yer Canadian, good job. Not that I dislike ya'll, I mean, the Canadian women are hawt. Yer doin' a piss poor job representing yer country.
DJ_Mittens wrote:
...even though I probably should care, I really don't.
K, then what was the point of this post? Just to snub yer nose at us Americans? Jumping up and down screaming you don't care isn't really not caring at all, now is it?
/rerail
I have nothing to add other than my apology for derailing ^.^ _________________ My rusty vision leaves me raw,
Like a sweet symphony of red,
Beneath whiteshadows in the fall.
DJ_Mittens I look sexy in my Joe's Jeans™ Peacock Trousers (changed by Patgrun)
Joined: Feb 17, 2004 Posts: 4711 Location: Winnipeg, skeeter capital of the world.
Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:26 pm Post subject:
That great mouseboy. Real contribution. Way to not even be in the same ballpark.
And yeah, I try starting fights, for the sake of starting fights. Mekanikos, on the other hand, just spams wildly, and does nothing but berate me. While this is entertaining, to be sure, he seems to almost be contributing less than me.
My post was to justify my lack of care, and to further reinforce that should I ever mention anything about American politics, it's from my completely apathetic and unimpacted perspective.
None of you may have any respect for me, but I at least maintain some for you. Mekanikos, on the other hand, is just dripping dry. _________________ Most problems can be solved through violence. Those that cannot are not worth solving.
Joined: Jun 03, 2003 Posts: 516 Location: [Classified]
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:44 am Post subject:
I apologize in advance to Joe and Coldnight, as the board owner and thread starter respectively ^_^o
DJ_Mittens wrote:
That great mouseboy. Real contribution. Way to not even be in the same ballpark.
We're not even in the same ballpark? Kid, your head is so far up your ass you could give yourself a tongue enema.
Your attacks are centered around an avatar. How juvenile. "Haha! Your avatar is a hamster, so I'll be clever and original and call you mouseboy!"
I am astounded by the lack of wit you exercise.
DJ_Mittens wrote:
And yeah, I try starting fights, for the sake of starting fights.
So, you contribute absolutely nothing to this forum then? You just go around picking fights? Reminds me of the day I posted for the first time and you jumped me over the color of my shirt. Respect my ass.
DJ_Mittens wrote:
Mekanikos, on the other hand, just spams wildly, and does nothing but berate me.
I spam wildly for humor value. People get a laugh out of my posts rather than the rolling of the eyes gleaned from yours. I've yet to see someone come down hard on me for that, or rather, at all.
The posts that I do put some serious thought into have some actual content. It's not me going off on a "Well, I really don't care what happens to you, or your country. Oh, and I'm so much better than you becuase I'm NOT American."
Smooth operator, that.
I only berate idiots who have the capacity to learn from their mistakes, although if you continue with such jackassedness, I'll have no choice but to mark you under the protected category of "mentally crippled," as you aren't putting up a fight, and it's no fun beating children in wheelchairs.
DJ_Mittens wrote:
While this is entertaining, to be sure, he seems to almost be contributing less than me.
Check above, Sparky. I do contribute entertainment; kicking the forum football around. And you come rolling back everytime for more.
Are you *that* fucking dense? If you don't see it by now then there's no chance in hell I'm going to open yer eyes...but it might be fun trying. Hehe.
DJ_Mittens wrote:
My post was to justify my lack of care, and to further reinforce that should I ever mention anything about American politics, it's from my completely apathetic and unimpacted perspective."
Grats, you. I'm in the process of ordering that cookie.
DJ_Mittens wrote:
None of you may have any respect for me, but I at least maintain some for you. Mekanikos, on the other hand, is just dripping dry.
I have respect for everyone who's not a blatant dumbass. And please, define "dripping dry." 'Tis a new term to me ^_^ If I were to take a stab at it, I would think you meant "wet behind the ears," but I won't go off on a tangent I don't understand, unlike you.
Sorry Joe. Is there anyway ya'll can split the thread? _________________ My rusty vision leaves me raw,
Like a sweet symphony of red,
Beneath whiteshadows in the fall.
Joined: Mar 01, 2004 Posts: 1864 Location: Ohio is for lovers
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:16 am Post subject:
I forget the movie... Disney I know it was... "Can you feeeeeeel theeee LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TOOONNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHT?" _________________
I want to see people like me, rising up with hate-filled eyes and smoking genetalia--posessed by ancient volcano gods, waving vast breasts and improbable penises at the secret masters of the world-- brown-trousering the naughty twenty-four hours a day"SJ
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