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neofox87 I do not care about custom titles, not one... HEY! NO! Don't make this my title! I SAID I DON'T CARE OMG STOP
Down's Syndrome Gangsta 4 L1f3
Joined: Feb 27, 2005 Posts: 767
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:31 am Post subject: im sorry for being an outright pisscunt asshole :(
This thread is really retarded and shouldn't have to be made, and will be met with justified retaliation, I'm sure. But I just felt like saying sorry for being a troll here. I just got banned from another forum (I guess this is my 50th anniversary:( ) and sometimes I feel that IRL people just tolerate me because if they fight on work premises all parties get terminated. I dunno why I'm a troll, lately I've just been pissed off at everything IRL and on the net. The worst part is I have no reason. No reason at all. I just have this rage in me that I can't let out IRL that should not be in a sane person with a great job, great family, and pretty much anything he wants. I guess I'm going to start running/jogging whenever it comes up, and I'm going to start posting here less, and talking to less people IRL. Maybe if I do that people will hate me less.
Joined: Feb 07, 2002 Posts: -21471 Location: Atlanta, GA
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:22 pm Post subject: Re: im sorry for being an outright pisscunt asshole :(
neofox87 wrote:
This thread is really retarded and shouldn't have to be made, and will be met with justified retaliation, I'm sure. But I just felt like saying sorry for being a troll here. I just got banned from another forum (I guess this is my 50th anniversary:( ) and sometimes I feel that IRL people just tolerate me because if they fight on work premises all parties get terminated. I dunno why I'm a troll, lately I've just been pissed off at everything IRL and on the net. The worst part is I have no reason. No reason at all. I just have this rage in me that I can't let out IRL that should not be in a sane person with a great job, great family, and pretty much anything he wants. I guess I'm going to start running/jogging whenever it comes up, and I'm going to start posting here less, and talking to less people IRL. Maybe if I do that people will hate me less.
Sorry.
I've found that exercise does a tremendous amount to release and channel that hostility and anger, because believe me, I have plenty. Plenty plenty.
As for being an asshole, I am probably overstepping a bound of some sort by presupposing your intentions, but you don't just troll, you become a member of the community and THEN troll - you tend to take things out on those whose trust you've gained. That's kinda wack.
To quote Bob Newhart in the best skit I've ever seen on any sketch comedy show ever,
"You don't want to be this way, do you? Then stop!"
coldnight The ONLY Thought Provoking Content Poster (Moderator)
Joined: Mar 21, 2004 Posts: 2470 Location: Vermont
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:33 am Post subject:
Neo, I don't know what your motivation is or what else is going on for you, but JtP is right; you became part of the community and then started being difficult and abrasive.
I hope you can sort your issues out - we all have anger, most of it self-created, given how things really are going for us...
Take some time off - you might just need some time to recharge.
Lady_Stardust Super Hip Norwegian Pyromaniac Chick (Moderator)
Joined: Jul 21, 2004 Posts: 6762 Location: The land of the midnight sun (Norway!)
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:00 pm Post subject:
I half expect Neo to jump in here and say something like 'Hah, fuck you losers, you all fell for my giant I'm-so-sorry-joke'
But then again, everybody has shitty days, weeks or months, and the best thing to do is to take it all out on strangers who you'll probably never meet irl. _________________ This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
Lady_Stardust Super Hip Norwegian Pyromaniac Chick (Moderator)
Joined: Jul 21, 2004 Posts: 6762 Location: The land of the midnight sun (Norway!)
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:13 am Post subject:
I hope not. The great thing with MI is that we're very forgiving. So just forget about it, and do what Joe says, just stop it _________________ This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
DarkAngela Fights LightAngela for World Domination (changed by MaggotHex)
Joined: Sep 02, 2005 Posts: 1765 Location: Palm Beach, Florida
Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:01 pm Post subject: Re: im sorry for being an outright pisscunt asshole :(
Joe the Peacock wrote:
...you become a member of the community and THEN troll - you tend to take things out on those whose trust you've gained. That's kinda wack.
Maybe I'm missing something because I'm not on IRC, but I've always been annoyed by neofox. Or maybe I can just read people.
I recommend taking up boxing (or some kind of martial arts). Start with the bags. Then move on to people. Tremendous release of anger. You have an actual object for your aggression.
Also, maybe try some MAOIs. _________________ "A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have." -Pres. Ford
Boondock Doesn't get a say about his custom title.
Joined: Jul 15, 2008 Posts: 503
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:42 pm Post subject:
Somethingawful.com
Cybernations.net
4chan.org
Great ways to let out e-rage. If you are going to be a whiny bitch about your amazing life (like most people on the above sites) That is where you go. I use them all the time
Get all your trolling out elsewhere then come here. Or else I will troll you hard enough to die.
Just kidding. <3 _________________ "No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible." --George Burn
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." --Abraham Lincoln
"Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart." --Raynor Schein
I bought a punching bag...that helped a lot. Although note: If you don't use gloves you will scrape the shit out of your hands. Also if you punch incorrectly you will hurt yourself. Do not do either of these things. Although what I did was KICK incorrectly and one of my big toes still hurts sometimes..not fun.
ALSO: Join a martial arts discipline of some kind (Except that one where you dance from Brazil maybe..) or a boxing gym. ...although once you can hurt people better you might actually do so thus making the police angry with you.
Kill people in Call of Duty 4? Good times!
If you suck at video games...erm...marijuana?
Sadly I just hold it all in until some starts shit with me. This is bad (Not good). Useful only like 1% of the time. Otherwise just ulcer material. Exercise! I'm extremely bored. You can tell. _________________ <-Tri/_p
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