Syndication: Validated XML RSS  |  Add to Google  |  Add to My Yahoo!  |  Twitter  |  Facebook  |  LJ   More Joe:  |  Joe's Dumb Journal  |  Automotivetry  |  Could I Have Made It?  




Welcome To Mentally Incontinent!
    Login  |  About/FAQ  |  All Stories  |  FORUMS!!!  |  MI Chat  |  Contact  |  Joe's Blog  
"Still Mentally Incontinent" is a socially-edited book:
read Read:Read the stories in any order and laugh your ass off.
read Edit:Comment on grammar, spelling, plot, or just your opinion!
read Vote:Vote on your favorites to be in Joe's next book!

Learn more, or see how it worked with the first book!


Vote on Chapter 5:

Vote on Chapter 5:

Wheres Your Sense Of Adventure?
A Leisurely Day Along The Mighty Merced
Snagging Some Clips
I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes
Clang Bang Clang



Results &
Comments


Votes: 92
Comments: 8


Who's Here Now?

Welcome, Anonymous

Registered Members: 4903

Max Members
for Book 2:
TBD


Who's Here Now:

Guests: 43
Members: 1
Total: 44


User Login


Stories:

Still Mentally Incontinent
The second MI Book

Stories posted for
Chapter 6:

Stories in contention for
Chapter 5:
(vote above)

* Where's Your Sense Of Adventure?

* A Leisurely Day Along The Mighty Merced

* Snagging Some Clips

* I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes

* Clang Bang Clang


The book so far:

Chapter 1:
- Doing The Gay

Chapter 2:
- Never Saw THAT One Coming...

Chapter 3:
- Total Prosers

Chapter 4:
- 1-800-STALKER



If you want to read the contenders for past chapters (and read ALL the non-winning stories for the first book), register for an account! It's free, easy, and safe!


And what kind of author wouldn't give you samples of his first book?

Chapter 1:
- The Wal-Mart Story

Chapter 5:
- The Cows... They Talk!

Chapter 11:
- I'm Just Dying To Know You

All this and more can be found in:

Mentally Incontinent

The first book from this website




Would you like to be notified when new stories come out? Want to read all the stories that didn't make it into the last chapter (or the rest of the book... Or the last book)?
Register or Login!


The Forums:


Topics in red are in Anything Goes and may contain mature content. So... You know... Expect the worst.

 The New M.I.L.F.O.M. RSVP thread

 When I was little I used to think...

 Joe made a heart stopper

 So I just did two stupid things...

 The Kewl Videos Thread

 You mean they were our friends all along?

 ATTN: easily-amused

 I found it interesting

 Blue Head Syndrome

 Socializing Stuffs...


Mentally Incontinent
Forums




LINKS!!!!!!

- Fark
- ZUG
- Something To Be Desired
- NEATORAMA!
- Cockeyed
- BBSpot
- Humor Feed
- The Watley Review
- Broken Newz
- PhoneLosers
- For The Retarded
- Lizerati - Best handmade jewelry EVER.
- Virginia Hall, Photographer
- Jeremy Halvorsen
- 127.0.0.1 (Fruitbat!)




Link to Mentally Incontinent with
The Official Button! (But only if you want to... no pressure)




This site hosted on Cornerhost


   

Mentally Incontinent: A Joe The Peacock Book: Forums

OMG!!!!! :: View topic - im sorry for being an outright pisscunt asshole :(
Forum RSS Syndication: Validated XML RSSValidated XML RSS

 Forum FAQForum FAQ   SearchSearch   UsergroupsUsergroups   ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

im sorry for being an outright pisscunt asshole :(

 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    OMG!!!!! Forum Index -> Anything Goes
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
neofox87
I do not care about custom titles, not one... HEY! NO! Don't make this my title! I SAID I DON'T CARE OMG STOP

Down's Syndrome Gangsta 4 L1f3


Joined: Feb 27, 2005
Posts: 767

PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:31 am    Post subject: im sorry for being an outright pisscunt asshole :( Reply with quote

This thread is really retarded and shouldn't have to be made, and will be met with justified retaliation, I'm sure. But I just felt like saying sorry for being a troll here. I just got banned from another forum (I guess this is my 50th anniversary:( ) and sometimes I feel that IRL people just tolerate me because if they fight on work premises all parties get terminated. I dunno why I'm a troll, lately I've just been pissed off at everything IRL and on the net. The worst part is I have no reason. No reason at all. I just have this rage in me that I can't let out IRL that should not be in a sane person with a great job, great family, and pretty much anything he wants. I guess I'm going to start running/jogging whenever it comes up, and I'm going to start posting here less, and talking to less people IRL. Maybe if I do that people will hate me less.

Sorry. icon_cry.gif
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Joe the Peacock
When it's Done


Joined: Feb 07, 2002
Posts: -21471
Location: Atlanta, GA

PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:22 pm    Post subject: Re: im sorry for being an outright pisscunt asshole :( Reply with quote

neofox87 wrote:
This thread is really retarded and shouldn't have to be made, and will be met with justified retaliation, I'm sure. But I just felt like saying sorry for being a troll here. I just got banned from another forum (I guess this is my 50th anniversary:( ) and sometimes I feel that IRL people just tolerate me because if they fight on work premises all parties get terminated. I dunno why I'm a troll, lately I've just been pissed off at everything IRL and on the net. The worst part is I have no reason. No reason at all. I just have this rage in me that I can't let out IRL that should not be in a sane person with a great job, great family, and pretty much anything he wants. I guess I'm going to start running/jogging whenever it comes up, and I'm going to start posting here less, and talking to less people IRL. Maybe if I do that people will hate me less.

Sorry. icon_cry.gif



I've found that exercise does a tremendous amount to release and channel that hostility and anger, because believe me, I have plenty. Plenty plenty.

As for being an asshole, I am probably overstepping a bound of some sort by presupposing your intentions, but you don't just troll, you become a member of the community and THEN troll - you tend to take things out on those whose trust you've gained. That's kinda wack.

To quote Bob Newhart in the best skit I've ever seen on any sketch comedy show ever,

"You don't want to be this way, do you? Then stop!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYLMTvxOaeE
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
coldnight
The ONLY Thought Provoking Content Poster
(Moderator)
The <b>ONLY</b> Thought Provoking Content Poster<br><b>(Moderator)</b>


Joined: Mar 21, 2004
Posts: 2470
Location: Vermont

PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neo, I don't know what your motivation is or what else is going on for you, but JtP is right; you became part of the community and then started being difficult and abrasive.

I hope you can sort your issues out - we all have anger, most of it self-created, given how things really are going for us...

Take some time off - you might just need some time to recharge.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
easily-amused
Paranoid Hostess, Official MI Stalker Invitational 2008


Joined: Jul 31, 2007
Posts: 1099
Location: Redneckville

PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*huggle*
_________________
I'm a saddened man; I'm a broken boy; I'm a toddler with a complex toy.
"Life Less Ordinary"
-Carbon Leaf



Just have to leave that there for a few days. icon_biggrin.gif
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Yahoo Messenger
Lady_Stardust
Super Hip Norwegian Pyromaniac Chick
(Moderator)
Super Hip Norwegian Pyromaniac Chick<br><b>(Moderator)</b>


Joined: Jul 21, 2004
Posts: 6762
Location: The land of the midnight sun (Norway!)

PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I half expect Neo to jump in here and say something like 'Hah, fuck you losers, you all fell for my giant I'm-so-sorry-joke'

But then again, everybody has shitty days, weeks or months, and the best thing to do is to take it all out on strangers who you'll probably never meet irl.
_________________
This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
neofox87
I do not care about custom titles, not one... HEY! NO! Don't make this my title! I SAID I DON'T CARE OMG STOP

Down's Syndrome Gangsta 4 L1f3


Joined: Feb 27, 2005
Posts: 767

PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady_Stardust wrote:
I half expect Neo to jump in here and say something like 'Hah, fuck you losers, you all fell for my giant I'm-so-sorry-joke'


I'm not joking. icon_cry.gif
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Lady_Stardust
Super Hip Norwegian Pyromaniac Chick
(Moderator)
Super Hip Norwegian Pyromaniac Chick<br><b>(Moderator)</b>


Joined: Jul 21, 2004
Posts: 6762
Location: The land of the midnight sun (Norway!)

PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope not. The great thing with MI is that we're very forgiving. So just forget about it, and do what Joe says, just stop it icon_smile.gif
_________________
This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
DarkAngela
Fights LightAngela for World Domination
(changed by MaggotHex)


Joined: Sep 02, 2005
Posts: 1765
Location: Palm Beach, Florida

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:01 pm    Post subject: Re: im sorry for being an outright pisscunt asshole :( Reply with quote

Joe the Peacock wrote:
...you become a member of the community and THEN troll - you tend to take things out on those whose trust you've gained. That's kinda wack.


Maybe I'm missing something because I'm not on IRC, but I've always been annoyed by neofox. Or maybe I can just read people. icon_lol.gif

I recommend taking up boxing (or some kind of martial arts). Start with the bags. Then move on to people. Tremendous release of anger. You have an actual object for your aggression.

Also, maybe try some MAOIs.
_________________
"A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have." -Pres. Ford
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Yahoo Messenger
jeremy
Elephant-riding Tuba Player
(Admin)
Elephant-riding Tuba Player<br><b>(Admin)</b>


Joined: Feb 26, 2004
Posts: 1635
Location: Connecticut

PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eh, look at the scary movie forum, no need to keep offering ideas, he's not serious about changing shit.

also, everyone needs to be wary of being a troll - yikes
http://kotaku.com/5055079/man-arrested-over-advance-wars-forum-murder
_________________
http://www.jeremyhalvorsen.com

"Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone"
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address
Boondock
Doesn't get a say about his custom title.


Joined: Jul 15, 2008
Posts: 503

PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Somethingawful.com

Cybernations.net

4chan.org

Great ways to let out e-rage. If you are going to be a whiny bitch about your amazing life (like most people on the above sites) That is where you go. I use them all the time icon_biggrin.gif

Get all your trolling out elsewhere then come here. Or else I will troll you hard enough to die.

Just kidding. <3
_________________
"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible." --George Burn

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." --Abraham Lincoln

"Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart." --Raynor Schein
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Snall
Wal-Mart Hijacker!
Wal-Mart Hijacker!


Joined: Jan 12, 2008
Posts: 231

PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bought a punching bag...that helped a lot. Although note: If you don't use gloves you will scrape the shit out of your hands. Also if you punch incorrectly you will hurt yourself. Do not do either of these things. Although what I did was KICK incorrectly and one of my big toes still hurts sometimes..not fun.

ALSO: Join a martial arts discipline of some kind (Except that one where you dance from Brazil maybe..) or a boxing gym. ...although once you can hurt people better you might actually do so thus making the police angry with you.


Kill people in Call of Duty 4? Good times!

If you suck at video games...erm...marijuana?

Sadly I just hold it all in until some starts shit with me. This is bad (Not good). Useful only like 1% of the time. Otherwise just ulcer material. Exercise! I'm extremely bored. You can tell.
_________________
<-Tri/_p
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    OMG!!!!! Forum Index -> Anything Goes All times are GMT + 5 Hours
Page 1 of 1

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum

Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group


This site and all contents herein ©, TM, ¥ , €, ¢, ± and everything else 2003-2007 Joe Peacock (unless otherwise noted). Mentally Incontinent is a registered trademark of Joe Peacock, so feel free to steal my logo and stuff but be prepared to get email that says you shouldn't. Any and all content present currently or added to this site is immediately licensed to Joe Peacock and Mentally Incontinent to do whatever the hell I want with it, but ownership (copyright) remains with the originator of the material. PLEASE Feel free to print out, email, post on your site or otherwise give any story on this site to anyone you like, as long as credit is given to the author and www.mentallyincontinent.com. Reproducing a story on this site without giving proper credit, charging for a story on this site, and swearing at your mother are big no-no's and will get you in deep trouble (and probably slapped), so don't do it. Also, I'm obligated to tell you that VERY OLD portions of this web site engine's code are Copyright © 2002 by PHP-Nuke (but I'll be damned if I could actually point to any left on this site that still exists as the PHP-Nuke guys wrote it). All Rights Reserved.


Still Mentally Incontinent: A Penguin / Gotham Book