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Joined: Feb 26, 2004 Posts: 1635 Location: Connecticut
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:11 am Post subject: It's fun to see Joe feel awkward.
So, I get into the A-T-L and we head over to "Going Postal" a wonderfully named mailing store. There's a few people in there, a customer/guy sitting in a chair who kept talking to the girl working there, so I think he was more just hanging out, another girl getting help, Joe and myself. Joe being Joe Cool wears his sunglasses in the store and after talking for a minute or two, notices that he still has his sunglasses on, and says "oh look, I'm one of those douche bags with my sunglasses on inside a store." People kind of chuckle, and I start to laugh as I glance over and see the poor older gentleman who was sitting there and he's got his sunglasses on inside, and kinda holds his hands up, touches his sunglasses, i think he felt pretty awkward but he didn't say anything, he just put his hands down. Me being me, of course I bring this to Joe's and everyone else's attention which lead Joe to realize what a jackass he made of himself. It was great.
Joined: Mar 01, 2004 Posts: 1864 Location: Ohio is for lovers
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:28 am Post subject:
Yeah, but once you get elderly enough, you get a pass. Like those 88 year olds who get busted for having crack cocaine, they kinda figure they've lived so long, let them enjoy the time they have left. _________________
I want to see people like me, rising up with hate-filled eyes and smoking genetalia--posessed by ancient volcano gods, waving vast breasts and improbable penises at the secret masters of the world-- brown-trousering the naughty twenty-four hours a day"SJ
Joined: Jan 13, 2007 Posts: 248 Location: Vancouver, WA
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:51 pm Post subject:
you know what would have made that story?? If the elderly man grabbed up his blind person cane and vacated the premisis upon hearing Joe's remarks....either way though, I found it entertaining _________________ WWHRD?
Joined: Feb 26, 2004 Posts: 1635 Location: Connecticut
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:15 am Post subject:
soapyNinja wrote:
you know what would have made that story?? If the elderly man grabbed up his blind person cane and vacated the premisis upon hearing Joe's remarks....either way though, I found it entertaining
yeah, that could have been funny, but I personally love it even more that the guy wasn't blind, cause joe could just say "oh, well that's different, he has those glasses on cause he's blind." nope, this poor guy was just sitting there, not bothering anyone, and he gets slammed. the guy used to be a cop, so I'm sure he still has some friends, lets see how many tickets this leads to for Joe. _________________ http://www.jeremyhalvorsen.com
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wears his sunglasses in the store and after talking for a minute or two, notices that he still has his sunglasses on, and says "oh look, I'm one of those douche bags with my sunglasses on inside a store." People kind of chuckle, and I start to laugh as I glance over and see the poor older gentleman who was sitting there and he's got his sunglasses on inside, and kinda holds his hands up, touches his sunglasses, i think he felt pretty awkward but he didn't say anything, he just put his hands down. Me being me, of course I bring this to Joe's and everyone else's attention which lead Joe to realize what a jackass he made of himself. It was great.
