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PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:41 pm    Post subject: Quotey Quotes Reply with quote

I've already got a project and thes be the quotes that are going on the posterboard. Enjoy, feel free to post some. Whatever.


“Always be hopeful my darling, there is much to be hopeful about.” – Adam Barr

“Many of the truths on which we rely strongly depend on our point of view.” – Devon Nix

“There should be no regrets in life; there should be mistakes that you learn from.” – John Nazzaro

“I am an excitable person who only understands life lyrically, musically, in whom feelings are much stronger as reason. I am so thirsty for the marvelous that only the marvelous has power over me. Anything I cannot transform into something marvelous, I let go. Reality doesn’t impress me. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me, I escape, one way or another. No more walls.” – Anais Nin

“I have not ceased being fearful, but I have ceased to let fear control me. I have accepted fear as a part of life – specifically the fear if change, the fear of change, the fear of the unknown; and my heart that says: turn back, turn back, you’ll die if you venture too far.” – Erica Jong

“You have to care so much that you can’t sleep, you can’t eat, you can’t talk to people. It’s got to be just right. You can’t do it without that passion.” – Agnes De Mille

“When you talk to young girls today about their role models, very few of them mention a chemist like Madame Curie, or an astrophysicist like Sally Ride, or a zoologist like Jane Goodall. Instead, they look to someone like Madonna, whose crowning achievement in life is to parade around in her underwear while proclaiming herself to be a “material girl”. And people wonder why the country’s in trouble.” – Wynetka Ann Reynolds

“To me, the sea is like a person – like a child that I’ve known for a long time. It sounds crazy, I know, but when I swim in the sea I talk to it. I never feel alone when I’m out there.” – Gertrude Ederle

“What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?” – George Elliot

“Woman must not depend on the protection of man, but be taught to protect herself.” – Susan B. Anthony

“If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man’s life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.” – Henry Longfellow

“Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours . . . Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.” – Baz Luhrman, “Everybody’s Free (to wear sunscreen)”






5 and a half hours to finish this friggin project. And I still have one more to do and a paper to write.
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It's, like, TOTALLY time for my custom title now.
It's, like, <b>TOTALLY</b> time for my custom title now.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anytime I start a new notebook I usually throw a few quotes on the 2nd page. Here be the ones from the most recent notebook..

The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense.
- Tom Clancy

Those who set limits for themselves will be expected to remain in them.
- Robert Schumann

Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors.
- Hunter S. Thompson
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm loving the third one, I think I'm putting it in my quote book.
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I do not care about custom titles, not one... HEY! NO! Don't make this my title! I SAID I DON'T CARE OMG STOP

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"This thread's title is so blatantly gay it's legally recognized by the state of California." - neofox87

EDIT: Not anymore... icon_mad.gif ...but not any less either.



PS: I <3 Hello Kitty!


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have.
–President Ford

A sound banker, alas, is not one who foresees danger and avoids it, but one who, when he's ruined, is ruined in a conventional and orthodox way along with his fellows, so that no one can really blame him.
–John Maynard Keynes

People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the self is not something that one finds. It is something that one creates.
–Thomas Szasz

First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure.
–Mark Twain

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
–Dave Berry

If you think it's OK to redistribute income but repellent to redistribute leisure, you might want to ask yourself what—if anything—is the fundamental difference. –Slate


I’m off to do world-changing, life-saving, bad-guy-catching things!
–M. Harris
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Quotey Quotes Reply with quote

easily-amused wrote:

“Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours . . . Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.” – Baz Luhrman, “Everybody’s Free (to wear sunscreen)”


Umm... Just so you know this was actually written by Mary Schmich and published in the Chicago Tribune as a column in 1997. Looong before it was used in the song.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My personal favorite: “Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.”
-Voltaire -when asked by a priest to renounce Satan as he lay dying.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
-Mel Brooks
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snall wrote:
My personal favorite: “Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.”
-Voltaire -when asked by a priest to renounce Satan as he lay dying.


For some odd/ironic reason I read this again and it made me think of this page that my friend showed me today in 5th period.....

http://www.mangavolume.com/serie-archive/mangas-my-balls/
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

easily-amused wrote:
Snall wrote:
My personal favorite: “Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.”
-Voltaire -when asked by a priest to renounce Satan as he lay dying.


For some odd/ironic reason I read this again and it made me think of this page that my friend showed me today in 5th period.....

http://www.mangavolume.com/serie-archive/mangas-my-balls/


I always heard the Internet was full of crazy people..and yet...I never truly believed...
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I haven't read it but part of me is intruiged......

(spell check on that anyone?)
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Intrigued
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sexcpotatoes wrote:
Intrigued


Gracias. Kinda like how I always spell tongue as tounge.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GeneK wrote:

Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors.
- Hunter S. Thompson

DarkAngela wrote:

First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure.
–Mark Twain

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
–Dave Berry

I’m off to do world-changing, life-saving, bad-guy-catching things!
–M. Harris


Boon - Throw these into the quote book for me? I know the last page is almost full, put as many full ones as you can fit and then start with the first page behind the first tab. Pencil, please.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

new title for boon:

"EA's Quote Bitch"

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