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neofox87
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:11 pm Post subject: Every 3.75 seconds...

...someone dies. Bitches probably deserved it, too.

easily-amused
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:35 pm Post subject:

For real? Thats the timing on it now? _________________ I'm a saddened man; I'm a broken boy; I'm a toddler with a complex toy. "Life Less Ordinary" -Carbon Leaf Just have to leave that there for a few days.

neofox87
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:10 pm Post subject:

easily-amused wrote:

For real? Thats the timing on it now?

Fo rizzle. However, 5 babies are born every second, so it evens it out.

fruitbat
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CX360
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Joe the Peacock
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:51 am Post subject:

CX360 wrote:

Every 3.75 seconds, your dick gets cut off.

That is SO not true.

DarkAngela
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:24 am Post subject:

I'm not sure how a death every 3.75 seconds and a birth every 0.2 seconds EVENS OUT, but okay. _________________ "A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have." -Pres. Ford

neofox87
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:41 am Post subject:

DarkAngela wrote:

I'm not sure how a death every 3.75 seconds and a birth every 0.2 seconds EVENS OUT, but okay.

Well, not evens out in the 50/50 sense, but evens out in the "we aren't wiped out as a species in the span of a week" sense.

fruitbat
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:09 am Post subject:

neofox87 wrote:

DarkAngela wrote:

I'm not sure how a death every 3.75 seconds and a birth every 0.2 seconds EVENS OUT, but okay.

Well, not evens out in the 50/50 sense, but evens out in the "we aren't wiped out as a species in the span of a week" sense.

We could really do with a 1:1 ratio tbh, or even less (for some period of time).
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poisnedcoke
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:03 am Post subject:

fruitbat wrote:

neofox87 wrote:

DarkAngela wrote:

I'm not sure how a death every 3.75 seconds and a birth every 0.2 seconds EVENS OUT, but okay.

Well, not evens out in the 50/50 sense, but evens out in the "we aren't wiped out as a species in the span of a week" sense.

We could really do with a 1:1 ratio tbh, or even less (for some period of time).

Okay people no more sex, alright?

Should work well.

fruitbat
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:37 pm Post subject:

poisnedcoke wrote:

fruitbat wrote:

neofox87 wrote:

DarkAngela wrote:

I'm not sure how a death every 3.75 seconds and a birth every 0.2 seconds EVENS OUT, but okay.

Well, not evens out in the 50/50 sense, but evens out in the "we aren't wiped out as a species in the span of a week" sense.

We could really do with a 1:1 ratio tbh, or even less (for some period of time).

Okay people no more sex, alright?

Should work well.

Sex is fine, babies...not so much.
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easily-amused
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:25 am Post subject:

fruitbat wrote:

Sex is fine, babies...not so much.

Teehee. Can I agree?
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I'm a saddened man; I'm a broken boy; I'm a toddler with a complex toy.
"Life Less Ordinary"
-Carbon Leaf

Just have to leave that there for a few days.

neofox87
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Down's Syndrome Gangsta 4 L1f3

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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:59 am Post subject:

easily-amused wrote:

Can I agree?

I dunno, can you?

easily-amused
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:00 am Post subject:

neofox87 wrote:

easily-amused wrote:

Can I agree?

I dunno, can you?

Well it certainly sounds like a plan to me!

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I'm a saddened man; I'm a broken boy; I'm a toddler with a complex toy.
"Life Less Ordinary"
-Carbon Leaf

Just have to leave that there for a few days.

DarkAngela
Fights LightAngela for World Domination
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Joined: Sep 02, 2005
Posts: 1765
Location: Palm Beach, Florida

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:39 pm Post subject:

easily-amused wrote:

fruitbat wrote:

Sex is fine, babies...not so much.

Teehee. Can I agree?

Sometimes, sterilizing a portion of the population before they reach sexual maturity seems like a good idea. Then they can have as MUCH SEX as they want, and not worry about babymaking! YAY!
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