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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:42 am Post subject: How does one become a janitor?
Because I don't want to become a janitor.
I'm just very interested in the custodial arts.
I dunno. I might add janitor to my list of things to say I did. _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
Boondock Doesn't get a say about his custom title.
Joined: Jul 15, 2008 Posts: 339
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:56 am Post subject:
My school lets their seniors be janitors if they want, with a pay raise. _________________ "No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible." --George Burn
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." --Abraham Lincoln
"Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart." --Raynor Schein
Didn't Theresa do that or something? I considered becoming a bus driver after I graduated but decided against it. _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
I've befriendedlots of janitors.
JR most recently, but he got laid off because of some misundersanding with the dumbass new Administration. I miss him. _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
Can I use my own blood? _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
Joined: Dec 23, 2004 Posts: 795 Location: Clermont, Fish Lake
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:36 am Post subject:
The innocent virgin does not survive...hey wait, why would you admit to that? _________________ Military intelligence/Two words combined which can't make sense...
Because whilst I might be a virgin the question was more directed towards Boon because IIIIIII certainly don't think I qualify as innocent....... _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
Do you see what I dated for two years? I believe it would be completely impossible to have remained innocent. _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
Please enlighten me with what your eye still beholds. _________________ What she sees are my faults and indecisions, my insecure conditions, and the tears upon my pillow that I shed.
-Blessid Union of Souls
"Hey Leonardo"
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