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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:24 am    Post subject: Coolest thing you will see all day. Reply with quote

http://gizmodo.com/5027010/wasp-knife-will-freeze-and-blow-up-your-organs
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

.... icon_eek.gif

I can't watch the watermelon video..... but that is still pretty cool/scary/awesome.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't have the knife I want bookmarked on this computer. It's beautiful.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't have the knife I want bookmarked on this computer. It's beautiful.


But you can't stab it into people's eyes and make their heads explode. Fail.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Exploding is overrated if there's no fire involved.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's.... stupidly expensive and excessive. And sort of... ye know... requires you to PUNCTURE the organ you want to break in the first place.... *sigh*
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arquinsiel wrote:
That's.... stupidly expensive and excessive. And sort of... ye know... requires you to PUNCTURE the organ you want to break in the first place.... *sigh*


You're just avoiding the issue because you know I'm right and that there's no logical defense against my viewpoint on the subject.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Insta-gib knife. Great. Something else to worry about.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fine then, the gauntlet has been thrown down.

I'll see you with: http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2004-06/rods-god

And raise you a: http://www.merkle.com/pluto/pluto.html
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You win. 0_0
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I call foul - the knife is nowhere near the caliber of death-rained-down-from-space shit. It's just a knife... that blows you up.

You can't conceal a ramjet nuclear-powered unlimited-range missile in the back of your pants, man.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you're striking from orbit or can move at mach 3 you don't need to be concealable.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually...you kind of do need to conceal it or else the PDS death ray developed from an abandoned Tesla project might shoot it out of the sky.

Jus' sayin'.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hit that first, since there's no point in having a terror weapon if you never show people why they have to be afraid.
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