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Vote on Chapter 5:

Wheres Your Sense Of Adventure?
A Leisurely Day Along The Mighty Merced
Snagging Some Clips
I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes
Clang Bang Clang



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Still Mentally Incontinent
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* Where's Your Sense Of Adventure?

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* Snagging Some Clips

* I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes

* Clang Bang Clang


The book so far:

Chapter 1:
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Chapter 2:
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Chapter 3:
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Chapter 4:
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Chapter 5:
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Chapter 11:
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canned_beef
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, people, I'm canned_beef. How are you people doing today?

I enjoy reading, and wish to start writing, and get feedback on the works that I've currently started, which are iced due to the dreaded writer's block.

I'm not much of one to introduce myself, and I like to get people acquainted better with me over time. I hope to see you all around.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome, canned_beef - we're happy to have you - there are lots of cool people around, maybe we'll see you in chattychat!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*gives canned_beef a cookie* Yay! Helloooooo! Welcome to MI, enjoy your stay! ^______^

More writers are always welcome around here (help to fill the gaps in between Joe-stories icon_razz.gif ). What type of feedback are you looking to get? Suggestions, praise/critiques, or just mechanical things (typos, errors, etc)?

I look forward to reading your things, though! And if you ever have a completed story (or a full part of one), there's always MIR to send it to. *points to the top of the screen, where it says "MI Reader-Submitted Story"* We can always use more stories for that. XD

It'll be fun getting acquainted with you! icon_twisted.gif Do come join us in Chatty Chat from time to time - it gets so boring in there when no one talks.... But, it usually is dead quiet in there, so it might be a while before someone says something, so don't worry about that. We won't ignore you, I promise! XD
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AnimeFan wrote:
What type of feedback are you looking to get? Suggestions, praise/critiques, or just mechanical things (typos, errors, etc)?


Can I select "all of the above"?

Thank you for the welcomes. *Munches happily on the cookie.*
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

XD All of the above? Hmmm.... done! ^_____^ And you're welcome!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello all! I'm Lorx (yeah, like THAT's a real name XD)

I'm pretty new to the site but i lurk around a lot of forums (Including 4chan, i'll try to not be as crazy here as i am there). I love Joe's work so i registered, because i can and it's free.


BTW: Can we use off-site/uploaded avatars? Cause i CANNOT find an option for it, only gallery ones.

Edit: Found it. I was clicking on the wrong options menu.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello all. My name is Herb currently residing in the great state of Maine, though I did a a few years time in Philadelphia, PA and grew up in NY (Go Yankees). I recently finished up my Ph.D. (hooray) and am now a lowly post-doc (boooo) working my way up the academic ladder.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lorx wrote:
...blah...blah...blah...i'll try to not be as crazy here as i am there...more blah.


Why?

And welcome all newbies. Have a cookie, watch your shoes, and let me know if you find the stray botter. He's around here somewhere.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello all. I am monKKRE. I have been around the site a while but never got around to the forums. Hopefully this won't be my last post.
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Welcome! Though I feel funny doing that looking at your join date, since you have been around so long. Well, welcome to the forums anyway icon_biggrin.gif
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those are very pink ears there kealiki...
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello, people. I'm Mr. Coffee. I'm a flooring contractor in the Glorious Peoples ChristoSoviet Republic of Alabamastan. Started reading the stories after I found the WalMart prank and figured I'd sign up.

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Hi, I'm Rachele. I've been busy reading through the older stories, so I always show up as online. I'm 35, have no children, too many cats, and have an insatiable love of reading. I'm currently in Louisville, but I also live in Seattle. I broke my hip at the ripe old age of 32, and am just now recovering from my long-awaited surgery. Nice to be here. Love the site.
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Uh hi, my name is Oberburgermeister, and I am a Joe Peacock story addict. I have been an addict ever since I saw a link on Fark to Joe's blog post about work-out music. I am slowly but surely working my way through his stories, and I've so far managed to finish the first book, and about 10 other stories.
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