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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AK-47 = Automatic Kalashnikov, developed in '47. SAW = Squad Automatic Weapon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ithaca_37
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do you have to be such a retard? icon_razz.gif Yes, they have AK-47s. Shot that too.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know they have AK's, I followed the link. And after a little digging around Wiki, they also do have SAW's, and I'll have to call 'em about the shotgun.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tomorrow afternoon I leave about this time to get to the airport and fly to Las Vegas! (well, down to Atlanta, then off to Vegas)

See.

You.

Lucky.

Dogs.

In.

VEGAS!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Things for the Incontinents to do while they have Joe captive:

1) Get video of Joe in a cow suit at an Outback restaurant
2) Get video of Joe doing the "Truffle Shuffle"
3) Beat a new story of out Joe
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hope you guys have one hell of a time and wish I could've been there with you icon_biggrin.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please wedgie Joe continually for missing another Monday deadline!

Preferably up and over the head with pixkthxbai!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady_Stardust wrote:
Hope you guys have one hell of a time and wish I could've been there with you icon_biggrin.gif


BartMan wrote:
Please wedgie Joe continually for missing another Monday deadline!

Preferably up and over the head with pixkthxbai!


Ditto icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where's the pics??? I need pics!! I demand pics!!

You guys suck for having the fun that I couldn't have.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady_Stardust wrote:
Where's the pics??? I need pics!! I demand pics!!

You guys suck for having the fun that I couldn't have.


Pics are coming soon - timeracer, kealiki and I took about eighty bajillion - I haven't had time to even go through them all!!

My plan is to sleep a bit, and hopefully get a few pics up later tonight! icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sadly, no cow costume pics will be forthcoming, we didn't even go to an Outback.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jezibelle wrote:

Pics are coming soon - timeracer, kealiki and I took about eighty bajillion - I haven't had time to even go through them all!!

My plan is to sleep a bit, and hopefully get a few pics up later tonight! icon_smile.gif


I can haz pictures plz? Marc and I miss you, Canada!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

grace wrote:
jezibelle wrote:

Pics are coming soon - timeracer, kealiki and I took about eighty bajillion - I haven't had time to even go through them all!!

My plan is to sleep a bit, and hopefully get a few pics up later tonight! icon_smile.gif


I can haz pictures plz? Marc and I miss you, Canada!


Awww! I miss you too, you crazy Californians!!

And yes - on to the pics! I'm only posting a few here... I'm sure others have some good ones as well, though!

The hotel we stayed at:


MI in the Barnes & Noble window display:


MIers in downtown Las Vegas (Kea - kick someone in the butt for me, k? icon_smile.gif I did not even notice anything weird going on until I looked at the pictures today and just about died laughing!) :


In-N-Out Burger! :


Palm trees! (hey, I am Canadian - these are exciting, give me a break! icon_biggrin.gif)


Wheee!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

.... I would kick him in the ass but we have flown away to our respective home towns now! icon_sad.gif

Lets see if I can add a few...

Pinball wizards at gameworks


Joe signing some hot butt at the book/bum signing


Tonee testing out the aim of the cars behind her


Joe teaching Nick how to eat crab legs at the Paris Buffet (so... much... food)


Thats come good gambling going on there...


UNO (only the best damn game on the strip!)


Joe & his gun (or weapon, in the case of our cab driver)


Me & my gun & that crazy look in my eyes
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Looks like you guys had a great time icon_smile.gif

Next gathering should be in Europe!!
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