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Wheres Your Sense Of Adventure?
A Leisurely Day Along The Mighty Merced
Snagging Some Clips
I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes
Clang Bang Clang



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll" by Eric Bogosian, technically a play, but in book form, so I like to think it counts.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just started "Born Standing Up" the Steve Martin Biography, and about half way through "Gods Behaving Badly" by Marie Phillips...
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DarkAngela wrote:
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...I can knock out about 100 pages an hour.


Wow. I'm a slow(er) reader.

Does anyone else just get pissed off at the mention of J.K.Rowling these days? My God, isn't a BILLION DOLLARS enough for her? She can't let anyone else even COMMENT on her writing?!?!?!

I hate that I like her books.


I like the fact that the bitch is suing the online harry potter encyclopedia that SHE FUCKING USED for references to write like, the last two fucking books (because she couldn't keep things straight on her own).
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Avengers: The Initiative (1), written by Dan Slott, illustrated by Stefano Caselli
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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dark Tower III
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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Mighty Avenger: The Ultron Initiative (1), written by Brian Michael Bendis, illustrated by Frank Cho
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are those books? Player of Games - Iain M. Banks
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flight of The Old Dog, by Dale Brown.
And yes, those are books, graphic novels are indeed books.
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Food and drink magazine from the LCBO.

Hey, if comic books count... icon_wink.gif
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The New Avengers: The Collective, unsure of author.
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clive Cussler's "Sahara" (you know, the book the movie was based off of)
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Hammerheads, Dale Brown
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Last Templar by Raymond Khoury. I just looked up the author on Amazon, and I find it funny that the hardcover is $6 and paperback is $10.

I think I will read Foundation next (I. Asimov).
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Night of the Hawk - Dale Brown
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Reading Spike Milligan's war memoirs at the moment.
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