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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dragons of Summer Flame, by Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

American Shaolin or some such, but to be fair I read a book every two days or so.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Now reading "Barking" by Tom Holt...
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Legend of Zelda Instruction Manual

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Like Like? Isn't that a highway on Oahu?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

More like an armor stealing jelly blob.

I just finished.... pretty much everything by Gregory Maguire except Lost, and worked my way up to book four in the Belgariad by David Eddings.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kealiki wrote:
More like an armor stealing jelly blob.

I just finished.... pretty much everything by Gregory Maguire except Lost, and worked my way up to book four in the Belgariad by David Eddings.


Hell yes!

You should read everything by him (well perhaps upto the Redemption of Althalus, he allegedly goes off the boil abit after that).

The stories are all mostly cliched, but he writes them so well they are still very much worth reading.

I've just finished re-reading Night Watch by Pratchett, it's got to be one of my favourite Discworld books.

And before that I read the Asutra Trilogy by Jack Vance, damn good books those...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am currently reading Dark Waters of the Heart (D. Koontz). I think my next book shall be Prelude to Foundation (I. Asimov). Just 'cause I have it in paperback and it'll be good for traveling.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've read about 20 novels and 25 TPB comics as well as over 30 regular length comic books so far this past month and a half.

I've been abusing my library request system as hard as possible. Impressed the shit out of the local librarians, "we never know what's coming in next for you, but it's usually a lot of material."
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How do you find the time?!?
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I gave up masturbating.

J/k, it has been a crunch, I usually read a chapter or two of a book at each break at work (while eating half a bag of popcorn or some soup). Then some days off I just read like hell, but usually it's in bits and pieces. Couple hours at a time. But if I'm really, REALLY into it, I can knock out about 100 pages an hour.

Comics go way faster though.

There was a lot of science fiction and Heinlein in particular, and that's some good shit.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just ordered a buttload (That's a word, really) of books from the UK, since a lot of books never/take a long time to get released in the US. Next one will be Last Argument of Kings: Before They are Hanged book three.
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sexcpotatoes wrote:
...I can knock out about 100 pages an hour.


Wow. I'm a slow(er) reader.

Does anyone else just get pissed off at the mention of J.K.Rowling these days? My God, isn't a BILLION DOLLARS enough for her? She can't let anyone else even COMMENT on her writing?!?!?!

I hate that I like her books.
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I never finished the Harry Potter thing. Lol.

Here's a list of writers I wrote on another forum, my descriptions are icky cause i'm lazy, but if you want some fresh faces these guys/gals are all good in their own ways.

Richard Morgan: Sci-Fi/Cyberpunk type.

Steven Erikson: Great deep fantasy.

Scott Lynch: Different fantasy, con men.

Joe Abercrombie: Quasi-gritty fantasy, fun reads.

David Gunn: Same as above but Sci Fi and more comicish.

Jim Butcher: Two series, both fantasy, different writing styles, both good.

Charles Stross: Sci Fi.

Stephen Donaldson: Very strange fantasy and even more so Sci Fi. Good 3x Fantasy Trilogy (Aka 3 trilogies together).

Naomi Novik: All right fantasy with dragons.

Patrick Rothfuss: First book just came out, damn good fantasy.

Bernard Cornwell: All right historical type fiction.

Sherwood Smith: Not bad, two books out I think.

Lawrence Watt-Evans: One of the old guys.

Neal Asher: Sci Fi.

Alastair Reynolds: Sci Fi.

S.M Stirling: Quasi Sci/Fan

Charlie Huston: A little of everything.

L. E. Modessite (Or however that's spelled): An oldy with a huge running fantasy series and some sci fi, same old stuff but I still like him.

K. J. Parler: Fucked up fantasy.
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