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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RSA: I have been accepted to a college that is not Mississippi State University. I am on Spring Break. I am filled with joy.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CallieMo wrote:
I love using loose tea in a tea ball or tea infuser instead of tea bags. Loose tea tends to be higher quality with mostly whole leaves and maybe some broken ones, but no dust. The taste difference is really remarkable. Tea bags tend to make a bitter brew to my tastebuds. You can get loose tea in canisters at places like Whole Foods and there are even a few brands sold in regular supermarkets too.


I've only had one kind of tea that uses whole leaves, and it was amazing. I've never been able to find whole-leaf teas in stores, though. I'll have to go to Whole Foods and check out what they have. It's far away, but it'll be worth the drive.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is my 1331 post. See, it's the same backward and forward! icon_lol.gif

the end.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DarkAngela wrote:
This is my 1331 post. See, it's the same backward and forward! icon_lol.gif

the end.

And people say I post to just raise my post count.... oh, wait, damn.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehe, yeah I was in a really weird mood then. Besides, palindromes are cool. icon_cool.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm still alive, and in two weeks will be living in Tallahassee, FL.

I'll be receiving my full salary plus benefits with nothing to do but attend school.

And it's paid for too. This is going to be sweet.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How'd you manage that, exactly?

RSA: In 3 weeks and 6 days I will have a new boss. I got a transfer.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Navy's Seaman to Admiral - 21 program.

It is very selective and basically sends 100-200 sailors a year to college to finish their degrees. Once completed, they are commissioned.

While in school, the Navy will pay 10,000 a year on tuition and fees (2000 summer, 4000 fall/spring each) and pays me my full pay with all benefits.

I still don't make a lot of money at the moment, but it's way more than enough for me to get by comfortably. In September I'll be up for another promotion, which I'm pretty sure I'll get.

I finish up here in Rhode Island (a two month school I have to go to before school) in two weeks and I'm off to Florida, where I don't start classes until June 23rd and basically get to run around on the beach all day.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

krylex wrote:
Navy's Seaman to Admiral - 21 program.

It is very selective and basically sends 100-200 sailors a year to college to finish their degrees. Once completed, they are commissioned.

While in school, the Navy will pay 10,000 a year on tuition and fees (2000 summer, 4000 fall/spring each) and pays me my full pay with all benefits.

I still don't make a lot of money at the moment, but it's way more than enough for me to get by comfortably. In September I'll be up for another promotion, which I'm pretty sure I'll get.

I finish up here in Rhode Island (a two month school I have to go to before school) in two weeks and I'm off to Florida, where I don't start classes until June 23rd and basically get to run around on the beach all day.


Nice! Enjoy your month+ to have fun. icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dammit!! I have found the perfect shoes for my wedding, but the crappy store I found them in only has a size 36 and I need a 38, and they're not taking in any more shoes like that, and the other shoe-stores in this shitty town has never heard of the brand and I can't find any other shoes to wear because now I have totally decided on these shoes so other shoes just look crappy now.

Dammit!
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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brand name + internet = ez??
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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snall has a point - if you know who made the shoe, you could google?

I'm more than certain we could mobilize the MI community if you ended up finding them in a store that won't ship icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady_Stardust wrote:
Dammit!! I have found the perfect shoes for my wedding, but the crappy store I found them in only has a size 36 and I need a 38, and they're not taking in any more shoes like that, and the other shoe-stores in this shitty town has never heard of the brand and I can't find any other shoes to wear because now I have totally decided on these shoes so other shoes just look crappy now.

Dammit!


Wow!! I have big feet and I'm only a size 12.5/13 your feet are humongous!!!

just kidding. yes, I know how the sizing goes over there (granted it's only because it's got like 4 different sizing systems written on the tongue of my shoes icon_razz.gif

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I'm more than certain we could mobilize the MI community if you ended up finding them in a store that won't ship icon_smile.gif


but if joe has to send them out, well...maybe you'll get them for your next wedding.
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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just a late comment on the tea; I went to China...I brought back a bunch of tea (loose leaf) for my parents...they have still yet to buy a damn tea ball. Hate.
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