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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:06 pm    Post subject: Ken Leeeeeee!!!!!! Reply with quote

I have never been much of a fan of Idol, but I have come to realize there are many hidden gems out there, even in Bulgaria.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo

And allthough you wouldn't think it possible, she managed to improve her song when invited to perform in the finale show of Idol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT18LZItBLA&feature=related

She even got famous enough to have her own page in Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Lee_(song)

... or at least her song did.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I will never ever forgive you for this.

That hurt.







Hurt, i tell you.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What?? You're not impressed?? How can you not be moved by these lyrics:

No one ken to ken to sivmen
nor yon clees toju maliveh
When I gez aju zavateh na nalechu more
New yonooz tonigh molinigh
Yon sorra shooo
Yes ee shooo

Ken Lee tolibu dibu douchoo
Ken Lee Ken Lee meju more

And her performanse in the finale? She had the audience crying for more giving standing ovations!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I were there, i'd be giving her one too. It's just like William Hung was here in the US... you can't help but love it.

But GOD she butchered that song.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I also watched an interview with her where she was asked about her future plans, and she is seriously hoping for a record deal, and just to prove she was worth the deal she sang the first lines from "I will always love you". That was a slaughter.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For some reason I thought you were talking about THIS

...which is also much funnier imo. MA <3
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady_Stardust wrote:
What?? You're not impressed?? How can you not be moved by these lyrics:

No one ken to ken to sivmen
nor yon clees toju maliveh
When I gez aju zavateh na nalechu more
New yonooz tonigh molinigh
Yon sorra shooo
Yes ee shooo

Ken Lee tolibu dibu douchoo
Ken Lee Ken Lee meju more

And her performanse in the finale? She had the audience crying for more giving standing ovations!


She sounds like Latka Gravas when she's mangling that song.

I was amused though and have begun to serenade Sir Geek with her version of the song. icon_biggrin.gif
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snall wrote:
For some reason I thought you were talking about THIS

...which is also much funnier imo. MA <3



To REALLY get into this vid, you need the full context icon_smile.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do have another link I would like to share. It has nothing to do with Idol, or singing for that matter.

They are called Mustand Skinline Jeans.

If you can force yourself to watch the whole thing, I recommend the sequence from 2:13 - 2:18, approximately. Quite fascinating...


http://video.aol.com/video-detail/mustang-skinline-stretchjeans/1399773912

There is this one guy living not far from my town buying these .... garments. I just watched an interview with him where he told the reporter he had 50-60 jeans like these.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe the Peacock wrote:
Snall wrote:
For some reason I thought you were talking about THIS

...which is also much funnier imo. MA <3



To REALLY get into this vid, you need the full context icon_smile.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I


Ah, I didn't realize that was one that didn't tell the full story, I've watched it on so many sites. God bless Chi/Kai/whatever...let this be a lesson people...your students can be brainwashed...no one can defeat more then 2 opponents who have any skills what so ever...er, now back to your regular programming of...funny music?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't...

I mean, I just... I can't...



WHAT THE FUCK.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you, Joe. I think you just captured my bewilderment at viewing the stretch jeans video! (I didn't watch all the way through...I got to the slapping part and my brain just shut down.)

That was a man? Those jeans have an odd selling angle if this that's what they make a man look like.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sexy, aren't they icon_biggrin.gif

I even think that guy here in Norway has his own fangroup on Facebook. He used to have anyway.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a fan of tight jeans, myself.

On women.

Where the heck did he put his junk? I'm scared. I didn't watch it all the way through. Was there a front view?
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I do feel compelled to post these just to show Victoria. So for any permanent damage to your eyes, minds or other, pleas sue her, not me icon_twisted.gif




And then, just for your entertainment, here are some shots he's actually done of himself.






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