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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:54 am    Post subject: Army of Two Reply with quote

Fun with people, go buy it.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

... up to a point.

Jeremy and I were raving about it during level 1. Level 2, all we talked about was how great these co-op things were. Level 3, we were like "yeah, great co-op, but the game itself is annoyingly frustrating". Level 4, I was like "god, let's just get this over with."

Level 5 just sucks.

I traded it in immediately and got Rainbow Six Vegas 2. I am WAY happier with that. It rules.

Just my 0.02
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, it's a slightly bad clone of GOW, but Vegas 2.0 is just Vegas 1.0 with fake leveling stuff. Im actually having a lot of fun playing Skate even though I have never skateboarded in my life...and COD4 (ON the PC damn you) is still the most fun. ALSO: SUBSPACE, the best and oldest of internet fun time games. www.trenchwars.org Go play! 5 megs for all your space fighting needs. Snall Trippins on Trenchwars server...I WILL destroy you.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are two thing positive about that game that i've seen.

1- I want that skullface mask that the one guy wears. Anyone know where I can get an old goalie mask on the cheap to modify?

2- The cover of "One" by Mastodon is sick.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mndsm wrote:
1- I want that skullface mask that the one guy wears. Anyone know where I can get an old goalie mask on the cheap to modify?
I know a dude who does custom mask/helmets in fibreglass. They're a bit pricey but you could ask. I'll send you his way if you're interested.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah, I don't really want to buy one pre-made, I want to do it myself. I do appreciate the offer though. I'm thinking a street hockey goalie mask would be perfect. I think I need to go to the sporting goods store.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Play It Again Sports. It seems like half the stuff there is used once, then sold.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snall wrote:
Well, it's a slightly bad clone of GOW, but Vegas 2.0 is just Vegas 1.0 with fake leveling stuff.


a review in game informer really summed this up nicely to me, it said "Rainbow Six Vegas 2 is a hell of a package. It's sort of a shame that so much of it is recycled from thh last game, but nobody stops eating their favorite food because it's similar every time - and this is the kobe beef of tactical fps"

besides better graphics (they're already damn pretty") i don't know how they could improve it much.

as for army of two, no...fucking no. It was awesome at first, and it's got so much going for it, but it just fails. it was AWESOME the first few levels, like Joe said, but it became a chore to just get the damn game beat. But it got me thinking about how amazing GOW could be if it saw this and actually took an interest in good coop gameplay, and takes stuff from it. but if they take the back to back fucking useless fighting i'm gonna punch someone in the mouth.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agreed on back-to-back. That's got to be #1 on my top ten list of "gameplay mechanics that I thought were cool as hell the first time I did it and hated it every single other time it happened"

And i swear to God, i was about to throw the controller through the TV at the cheating AI who ALWAYS land a melee hit on you, no matter what you do or how much of a drop you get on them...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe they just trained harder in their Dojo's....pff.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe, it's the law. The computer cheats. As a lifetime gamer, you ought to know that by now.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

True that. I was playing certain mmorpg...not the really addicting one, the only kind of addicting one.

Questing in an area that I should have no truble killing the dudes. Multiple instances of dudes appearing out of nowhere and killing me, invisible dudes stabbing me through the ceiling, or someone running up a hill that isn't climbable for ME but certainly is for them to get over a wall that they somehow saw me through in order to finish me off after I had just taken out four dudes.

Talk about cheap bytes.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ultima Online was the only sort of good MMORPG, the first three years or so were bliss...now it's blah, and the few 'hard/good' servers are severly underpopulated...I was hoping Conan or Warhammer would come up with some good PvP...but it doesn't seem to be happening.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WAR looks to be almost entirely PVP. PVP is sort of boring in MMO's anyway, it's all about click and let your stats do the work.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WAR looks to be almost entirely PVP. PVP is sort of boring in MMO's anyway, it's all about click and let your stats do the work.


umm...that's whats WRONG with it ffs. UO back in the day and on the good servers now (Altough items matter OH SO MUCH MORE now)...used to be almost all skill. A good guy could run around without armor and destroy people. God..the fights. RIP UO. And that's not the only thing with PvP, you also need full loot upon death and even though it will never happen, I myself prefer permadeath. ..heh
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