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Wheres Your Sense Of Adventure?
A Leisurely Day Along The Mighty Merced
Snagging Some Clips
I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:36 am    Post subject: RE: joe's journal 3.19.2008 Reply with quote

http://www.joethepeacock.com/2008/03/jeremyswakeupcalljpg.php

monday is winding down fast.
let us hold hands, bow our heads, and pray that joe will post part 3 of 1-800-STALKER tonight.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and monday is gone... yet again...


joe, did you revert back to your definition of "soon" again?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NOOOOO

I actually had the story ready to post and then decided to rewrite some of the middle, because it was written like shit.

I'm working on it right now. It's going up before I go to sleep.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yay! It's up!!

In the mean time I was butchering a Frost poem in honor of Joe:

Whose word these are I think I know.
His site is on the big Web, though;
He might not see me stopping here
To watch his words posted quite slow.

My dear husband must think it queer
To stop when there's no new stories here
Upon this site where posts I make
Day and night all through the year.

He gives his graying head a shake
To ask if there's some mistake.
The hours and the minutes creep
Until a new post Joe does make.

Joe's stories are funny, odd and deep,
But Joe has promises to keep,
And reams of prose before he sleeps,
And reams of prose before he sleeps.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is the best thing I've ever seen, aside from a tiara and princess gloves.

It has been printed out and hung on the wall. You RULE.


CallieMo wrote:
Yay! It's up!!

In the mean time I was butchering a Frost poem in honor of Joe:

Whose word these are I think I know.
His site is on the big Web, though;
He might not see me stopping here
To watch his words posted quite slow.

My dear husband must think it queer
To stop when there's no new stories here
Upon this site where posts I make
Day and night all through the year.

He gives his graying head a shake
To ask if there's some mistake.
The hours and the minutes creep
Until a new post Joe does make.

Joe's stories are funny, odd and deep,
But Joe has promises to keep,
And reams of prose before he sleeps,
And reams of prose before he sleeps.
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