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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:52 am    Post subject: Take My Hand Reply with quote

Where will the wind run when we all fall to the ground?
Will it carry us on, or push us down?
Movement in all directions is the confusion of everyday strife,
Will we fight with our wings, just to keep sanity in our life?
Fly away with me, to see where our passions will take us.
Go against the wind, stay afloat, like the few sane of us.

If you were to take my hand right now,
I would bring you somewhere you've never been.
To a place outside of imagination,
where excitement shall creep on your skin.
Through the forests and across the lakes,
over on to london to have some delicious cinnamon cakes.
Into the stars and past the skies,
through thick and thin and then I'll look into your eyes.
I'll give you the moon and I'll give you the sea,
if you just give me your hand and you take a ride with me.

Lets go for a ride past the moon and the stars.
To a parallel universe? Perhaps mars?
Flap our wings and fly to the moon,
into the woods and say hello to Daniel Boon.
Go into the fires of Mordor, mess with Snape in Hogwarts.
Fly dragons across the oceans, foil a villan's plan with his cohorts.
Let's go where we've never been before, and where we'll never be again.
Let's live life to the fullest, until the very end.

Floating above the clear blue sea,
I'll take you away from all this misery.
No boats are needed,
just my helping hand,
We'll float above the great deep blue,
seeing all the strains of land.
Across the mountains we will fly,
kicking up snow as we pass by,
going along on our way,
we'll say hey to some dwarves stocking hay.
I'll take you over the hills and through the woods,
to grandmothers house and beyond.
In your red, and my green hoods, we'll go wherever time will stand.
Because no place is a good place where worry makes you rush.
Carefree is where we'll be,
if you take my hand and fly away with me.
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Posts: 33
Location: Athens, Georgia

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just have to say that this is an excellent piece of work, and I'm going to be keeping an eye out for more of your stuff to show up here on the site. Keep up the good work
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