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Will we see you at the MMMVIP?
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I wish for nothing more than this, it will complete my life.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

poisnedcoke wrote:
You can watch other people be drunk while you're drunk, and it'll be even better then!


I'll most likely be sober the entire time as well, so we can watch and laugh as the assholes fall down. instead of being the assholes that fall down.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'll most likely be sober the entire time as well


seconded. I'll have a drink or two, but I'm not the "get drunk" type simply because my life is difficult enough sober.

My friends are complete alcoholics though.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woohoo, any of the friends single and female?

I'm not explicitly looking to get lucky on this vacation, but you never know what might happen.

I'm good at not overdoing the drinks. Puking is something that should never happen, unless it's food poisoning or something totally unexpected. Like someone spiking your drink with syrup of ipecac.


And, I'm proud to announce, we have roughly 20 people RSVP'ed so far. Don't miss out, people, this is going to be HUGE.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm not explicitly looking to get lucky on this vacation, but you never know what might happen.


huh?! why would you ever not be "explicitly looking to get lucky on *"? looking and expecting are different things.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jeremy wrote:
sexcpotatoes wrote:
I'm not explicitly looking to get lucky on this vacation, but you never know what might happen.


huh?! why would you ever not be "explicitly looking to get lucky on *"? looking and expecting are different things.


No they aren't:

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look (lŏŏk) Pronunciation Key
v. looked, look·ing, looks

v. intr.

1.
1. To employ one's sight, especially in a given direction or on a given object: looking out the window; looked at the floor.
2. To search: We looked all afternoon but could not find it.
3. To turn one's glance or gaze: looked to the right.
4. To turn one's attention; attend: looked to his neglected guitar during vacation; looked at the evidence.
5. To turn one's expectations: looked to us for a solution.
2.
1. To turn one's glance or gaze: looked to the right.
2. To turn one's attention; attend: looked to his neglected guitar during vacation; looked at the evidence.
3. To turn one's expectations: looked to us for a solution.
3. To seem or appear to be: look morose.
See Synonyms at seem.
4. To face in a specified direction: The cottage looks on the river.


v. tr.

1. To turn one's eyes on: looked him in the eye.
2. To convey by one's expression: looked annoyance at the judge; looked his devotion to me.
3.
1. To have an appearance of conformity with: He looks his age. She dressed up to look the part.
2. To appear to be: looked the fool in one version of the story.


n.

1.
1. The act or instance of looking: I took just one look and I was sure.
2. A gaze or glance expressive of something: gave her a mournful look.
3. Appearance or aspect: a look of great age.
4. looks Physical appearance, especially when pleasing.
5. A distinctive, unified manner of dress or fashion: the preferred look for this fall.
2.
1. Appearance or aspect: a look of great age.
2. looks Physical appearance, especially when pleasing.
3. A distinctive, unified manner of dress or fashion: the preferred look for this fall.
3. To search for; seek: looking for my gloves.
4. To expect: Look for a change of weather in March.
5. To expect or hope to: He looked to hear from her within a week.

6. To seem about to; promise to: "an 'Action Program,' which ... looked to reduce tariffs on over 1,800 items" (Alan D. Romberg).
7. To search for and find, as in a reference book.
8. To visit: look up an old friend.
9. To become better; improve: Things are at last looking up.



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One other item that some people may be interested in (although it is kind of pricey).... going to see a Cirque du Soleil show! I've seen one of the travelling ones, and it was fantastic! I checked quickly online and it looks as though tickets run from about $100-150 each. So, like I said, a bit pricey, but, it's an option! icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd love to see a Cirque show, but I've already decided that I'm getting a tattoo while in Vegas. I have no idea what I'm getting or where, but I am getting a tat that weekend. Who knows, maybe I'll have to get another MI related tat in honor of the weekend.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe the Peacock wrote:
jeremy wrote:


I'll most likely be sober the entire time as well


seconded. I'll have a drink or two, but I'm not the "get drunk" type simply because my life is difficult enough sober.

My friends are complete alcoholics though.


Thirdeded!

I love laughing at drunk asses. And since I wont be driving, I wont have to be a DD, wooooo!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sugar is Kealiki's drug...
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's official..I got my flight booked finally and everything *grin* I have a layover in Atlanta on my way out there...so is there anything I should be warned about the Atlanta airport since I have to spend an hour there early in the morning?
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I dunno, my dad and I are going to have a 3 hour layover there at night on thursday. We'll be hitting Vegas around 11pm excluding any delays.

We'll probably find a table or some seats and play some two handed Euchre to kill the time, or find some people to play four handed with!

Oh, March 17th is the preliminary deadline for the RSVPs. We'll be booking the hotel rooms sometime, and those of you who haven't given a FIRM yes should do so by then, but hey, no pressure (I say this because we may need to add rooms, and if we wait any longer than a month before, we may be SOL).

Joe's starting a Vegas Newsletter soon, I think, so Email me to make sure you're on the list if you don't get a copy soon: S e x c potatoes ATSIGN mentallyincontinent.comyay!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would just like to say I hope you all have fun, and I am soooo jealous of those of you who are going. icon_cry.gif Can we do it again next year so I can come??? icon_biggrin.gif

PS: Enjoy the Penn & Teller show, I did when I saw it a few years ago. And you should all go to The Gun Store to shoot cool guns. If you go to their website, http://www.thegunstorelasvegas.com/, there's a $5 coupon off a machine gun rental.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG, I am so going there. With any luck I can rent an Ithaca 37 (and an M-16, and a Kalashnikov, and a SAW....).
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Don't know about all of those, but I shot an M-16 while there. So, probably.
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