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maggot_hex Too much of a postwhore for my own good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 6420 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:32 pm Post subject:
jeremy wrote:
homncruse = eskimo?
No, typical Washingtonian. Other than one summer (and it was like living in a furnace all up and down the West Coast), I've never seen the temperature go above about 80. Too bad that's also what the relative humidity is most of the time _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
TimeRacer The Official Anti-Smoking Boobies of MI They're GRRRREEAAT!!!
Joined: Oct 07, 2003 Posts: 2822 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:18 am Post subject:
I realized that the pictures of me on here are really old. I look almost the same...but here is a picture of me and my dog, anyway.
And here's one just of him...I really need to take him to the groomer:
_________________ Is it bad when you spend more time around dead people than live people...and you're not a mortician?
maggot_hex Too much of a postwhore for my own good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 6420 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:20 am Post subject:
Cute.
And I'm not saying which small creature I'm referring to _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
TimeRacer The Official Anti-Smoking Boobies of MI They're GRRRREEAAT!!!
Joined: Oct 07, 2003 Posts: 2822 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:22 am Post subject:
I'm not that small...and Marshy is ungodly adorable when he wants something. _________________ Is it bad when you spend more time around dead people than live people...and you're not a mortician?
maggot_hex Too much of a postwhore for my own good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 6420 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:24 am Post subject:
You're what, under 5'? That's short. I could even dig up posts where you are short by your own admission. _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
TimeRacer The Official Anti-Smoking Boobies of MI They're GRRRREEAAT!!!
Joined: Oct 07, 2003 Posts: 2822 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:25 am Post subject:
I'm 5'7".
And I'm only short in comparison to everyone else in my house. All of my roommates are over 6'. _________________ Is it bad when you spend more time around dead people than live people...and you're not a mortician?
maggot_hex Too much of a postwhore for my own good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 6420 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:26 am Post subject:
I retract my earlier statement, you're the same height as I am _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
TimeRacer The Official Anti-Smoking Boobies of MI They're GRRRREEAAT!!!
Joined: Oct 07, 2003 Posts: 2822 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:12 am Post subject:
mwaha! I win! I don't know what I win, but I win! _________________ Is it bad when you spend more time around dead people than live people...and you're not a mortician?
maggot_hex Too much of a postwhore for my own good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 6420 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:34 pm Post subject:
RSA: This is the first time in a week I've woken up at a reasonable time instead of the crack of 15:00. _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
maggot_hex Too much of a postwhore for my own good
Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 6420 Location: Federal Way, WA
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:42 am Post subject:
I've never claimed to be tall. And from what I learned in Vegas, Tonee and I are exactly dead even the same height. _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do.
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