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Snagging Some Clips
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*hands Apok a cookie and leaves a big plate of them on a nearby table for everyone to have some if they want* icon_razz.gif Yay for cookies! XD
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm... Cookies ! icon_biggrin.gif
* grabs a handful of them in the jar *

Hi everyone !

I'm not much of a writer, but sure an avid reader. I recently found the site, and here I am, already waiting for new stories !

So I guess I'll be lurking here for a while, and join in the fun.
Eh... there's cookies ! icon_wink.gif

PS : English is not my native language, so please be indulgent for the mistakes I'll certainly make...
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Gothmog! ^________^

Luckily you come at a good time for new stories - Joe-kun's going to be posting a lot, yay!

Never would have guessed that English isn't your native language, honestly. Where are you from? ^__________^

Anyway, make yourself welcome, and help yourself to the cookies! XD
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for your welcome, AnimeFan. icon_smile.gif
I'm French, actually.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ohhhh, nice! That's a beautiful language... ^_________^ Glad to have you with us!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks !

Being a french speaker doesn't prevent me from being a grammar nazi, though...
Nothing (well, few things) irk me more than those awful confusions between 'then' and 'than', or 'their', 'they're' and 'there', for example.
Must come from mostly using english in the writen form, I guess. Makes it harder for me to understand.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi MI, my name is Joel, and I'm an addict.

Well at least I used to be. See I regained control of my life, after hitting rock bottom of the OT addiction. But I got bored today and I thought, maybe I should go back. Maybe I should give it another shot. Just casually this time, I'm a big boy, I can control myself. So here I am again. Another poor bastard hooked on OTs and delayed stories.


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Welcome back man, it's good to see you! icon_razz.gif

You will find it hard to fall back into OTS when sometimes there just arent enough orange tags to read/reply to!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woot!! Newbies!! And cookies!!! And fellow Europeans!!!

Woot!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady_Stardust wrote:
Woot!! Newbies!! And cookies!!! And fellow Europeans!!!

Thanks for the welcome, Lady !
(and thanks to the Giant Spaghetti Monster, I won't have to go in your part of Europe any more this winter - one week out of two in Sweden for the last 4 months was enough for me, thanks icon_wink.gif)
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(and thanks to the Giant Spaghetti Monster, I won't have to go in your part of Europe any more this winter - one week out of two in Sweden for the last 4 months was enough for me, thanks icon_wink.gif)

Heh, that brings the count up to three confirmed Flying Spaghetti Monsterists icon_razz.gif
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My name is shaun, and I'm an alcoholic. Not really, I just like saying that to mess with people. I am however as close to a hippie as it is possible to be in the great state of Arkansas.
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Come into chat some time, we don't bite (unless you're into that sort of thing icon_razz.gif )
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Gothmog wrote:

(and thanks to the Giant Spaghetti Monster, I won't have to go in your part of Europe any more this winter - one week out of two in Sweden for the last 4 months was enough for me, thanks icon_wink.gif)


Couldn't agree more! Haven't been to Sweden since 2002, and then only to drive through into Finland and home of the Mummi-troll icon_biggrin.gif
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maggot_hex wrote:
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Not a masochist, so I believe I'll decline the invitation to get bit.
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