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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

20.

But I don't think that this quiz is entirely fair. For example, I haven't used a condom in 9 years, so how the hell should I know 3 different brands? And where are the questions regarding approximate number of times instead of number of partners? IT'S A RIGGED GAME!!! icon_surprised.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So fix it and post your own game. icon_biggrin.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im down for a new game! Anyway, my score is still 8. Yeah, Im a deviant, what are you going to do about it? LOL
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

6... what?... I like naked time. icon_wink.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

0

Maybe I shouldn't have choosen this thread for my second post... icon_redface.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, nonsense - might as well let everyone know about yourself right away icon_smile.gif

Hell, I wrote a story about a girl vomiting on my crotch during a clumbsy blowjob. Trust me... the folks here are ready for your sort of depravity icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good thing... very good thing... icon_twisted.gif

(I'll spare you the evil overlord maniac laughter, it's much too tiring for my poor smoker's lungs)
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hell, damn near everyone around here is depraved in some way or another.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gothmog wrote:
Good thing... very good thing... icon_twisted.gif

(I'll spare you the evil overlord maniac laughter, it's much too tiring for my poor smoker's lungs)
Do tell, I'm always interested when someone claims depravity.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depravity always has such a bad rap.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arquinsiel wrote:
Do tell, I'm always interested when someone claims depravity.


I never made such a claim. * try to look innocent *
It's just too difficult to score points of this test !
What can I say ? When you're in your thirties, you've already had plenty of time to kill... creatively. icon_twisted.gif
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Implicitly so you were.

And somehow my number has dropped to ten in the last while. Did I forget something last time I took the test?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

44 o.0
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gothmog, don't feel too bad, this is my second post and I score a 0 too... icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eh... 42

That is conflicting though, had the questions been the other way around like
Subtract points if you have.. instead of... Add points if you haven't
That would have been much lower. Oddly enough I'm the most sexual person my friends know, but considering that you guys are legal that kind of kills the comparison.

That almost makes me kind of ashamed of myself....
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