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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:05 am    Post subject: Joe's 10-20-2007 Entry - Baconator Reply with quote

A Baconator, Joe? Sheesh, you might as well just eat lard by the fistful and follow it with a salt lick chaser. icon_wink.gif

Seriously though: 830 calories, 51g of fat (22 saturated) and 1920mg of sodium. That's one hell of an unhealthy way to fall off the training wagon. No wonder your body rebelled!

On the other hand, I'm slightly jealous that you have a Wendy's to eat at. The schmuck who owned all 13 Wendy's franchise stores in Western Massachusetts ran his stores into the ground at which point they all were shut down without warning 3 months ago. Corporate Wendy's is working to open some of the locations that they had a financial stake in but it'll probably be another month or so until one of the two near us (one location got bought at auction by a bank but the other was one Wendy's had a monetary stake in) re-opens. I miss their nice big salads and the chili too.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

51g of fat?! jesus. I ate one of them before, and it REALLY wasn't even good tasting. could make a MUCH better burger at home, and it wouldn't be that bad for ya.

it was just a normal small wendy's hamburger with some gross precooked bacon.

serves you right joe.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hardees has a lock on the bad for you food. Mmmm, I may have to go do that tonight.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dunno that they have a "lock" on it - but they definitely have a knack for it. That breakfast burrito thing... If it'd come out while I was still in high school, I'd have had one every morning.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ive always wanted to try that one breakfast sandwich at Burger King. But Im afraid to eat it, because I dont eat fast food anymore. In fact I ate something at Taco Bell on Saturday and it made me feel pretty bad.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't get it, the people who try to eat healthy and lose weight only lose a little, while I'll eat fast food constantly, along with food literally dripping with fat, and I don't gain an ounce.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baconnators suck. The bacon isn't even fried, and it's soggy and limp (no, this isn't a failed attempt at a joke)!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We've discovered here that while it sounds great in theory, a baconator is NOT a good hangover breakfast.

You feel like you're inflated to 600psi afterwards.
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