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Snagging Some Clips
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:28 am    Post subject: Just a little tip from me to you... Reply with quote

Please Joe - share your experience with us all!!!

Or will it become a chapter in the MI2 book?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yikes! What were they thinking? What if some lame bastard was listening to Barry Manilow or Richard Marx? -- excuse me, had to go vomit. Or your favorite (mwuahaha) - Christian rock!!! LMAO Aw, huh, wiping tears from my eyes. Sorry, couldn't resist after that long thread about hating that kind of music. icon_smile.gif Recently, I've had a change of heart about some of that stuff. What's the line from Green Day? "Stepped out of the line, like a sheep runs from the herd. " Just gotta love that song "Minority." icon_smile.gif

Seriously, though, sorry you had a rough day. But, hey - I had a biopsy cut from my cervix today (which of course they do without any kind of numbing agent), so it can always get worse. Damn, that was cynical. Uh. I hope your day gets lots better. icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

at least it was spelled 'nigga', because everybody knows you can get prosecuted for hate crime if you spell it the dictionary way.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Could be worse. Much much worse. I'm not sure how but it definitely could be right?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Just a little tip from me to you... Reply with quote

BartMan wrote:
Please Joe - share your experience with us all!!!

Or will it become a chapter in the MI2 book?


that would be an awfully short story because...well...that's the experience.
I myself was more offended by his N'Sync songs than ones like he mentioned.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Just a little tip from me to you... Reply with quote

jeremy wrote:
BartMan wrote:
Please Joe - share your experience with us all!!!

Or will it become a chapter in the MI2 book?


that would be an awfully short story because...well...that's the experience.
I myself was more offended by his N'Sync songs than ones like he mentioned.


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