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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WA has volcanoes and earthquakes. At least with hurricanes you have advance warning.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You'd think that that would help, but it doesn't. People never leave if they aren't absolutely sure that they wont die if they don't. And besides, it's kind of hard to hurricane proof when it can pick up your entire house.
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suppose one could build an underground bunker....
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too much effort. You have to keep in mind the fact that the majority of the population is comprised of retired people and tourists.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm actually in your fine state right this very second.

Seems nice... Just driving through it right now (well, Andrea is. I'm just surfing the net).
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is . . . as a tourist or old person. One isn't here long enough to realize how irksome the sun can be, and the other is too old to care. The state has two settings. Too hot and too wet. It's only fun in moderation. But maybe that's just me.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It isn't just you. I guess I'm just used to the variety of weather.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't mind the lack of variety. Just what it chose for it.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

VuDynasty wrote:
I'd rather have the variety. That is why Chicago > Florida. That's right, a city is better then the whole state. (well maybe. At least it is better than Orlando.)


Chicago's definitely better than all of Florida, then. Except maybe Tampa. I haven't been there. But I haven't been to Chicago either...but I've heard it's better than Columbus, so... *shrug*

Anyway, I love other Big 10-ers. icon_razz.gif

Hurricanes can't pick up whole houses, that's tornados. Tornados can happen pretty much anywhere.

Also, you forgot the annoying mix of people in Florida (at least in S. FL, where I live). There's:
- The old people that can't drive anymore, but think they can
- The tourists that have no clue where they're going, and drive like it
- The New Yorkers who have a winter home here that drive like they're in NYC (assholes)
- The foreigners that NEVER learned to drive at all but do anyway
- The foreigners that insist on riding bicycles in the middle of the road because they can't drive cars legally (and the fact that they're illegal aliens doesn't bother them, HAHAHA!).
- The "normal" residents that get so pissed at everyone else that they throw shit out the windows at other cars to try to make them wreck. Yes, I have seen this happen.

Every day that I make it to work without a major accident is a miracle. As they say around here "I SURVIVED I-95!!!".

Okay, I'm done now. icon_lol.gif Welcome, all you newbs.
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Dug through LoDT and found an old thread with usercodes and XBox Live names of MI users so that people would have this information readily available. This makes Maggot_Hex a true hero in every sense of the word. Be sure to let him know how much you appreciate his digging through LoTD to find that thread so that you could post into it and read the names of other MI users who have handles on gaming networks, because he deserves the praise and accolades.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm Loki, and I'm Hex's roommate. After seeing what a mess he had made of well, everything, I kicked him off my computer indefinitely. That was about 9 months ago. In the interim I've been using his account to post. Anyway, I'm into most of the same thing as Hex; LARP, laser tag (although I'm not nearly as nuts about it as he is), paintball, and videogames.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi! I'm Aaron; a workaholic college student who finally got a vacation and decided to read a book that looked interesting which was bought from the back of an old rock/metal record store. No, the best books DON'T come from libraries.

Now here I am. icon_smile.gif Joined the website to have a little bit of fun and get a chance to do something other than math...
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Aaron! *hands you a welcome cookie and a cup of cocoa* Welcome to the site, pull up a seat and get comfy, it's generally a bit of a wait* in between stories.... icon_razz.gif (*runs from Joe-kun* XD ) In the meantime, hope to see you around on the forums and maybe in the chatroom before school devours you again.... ^__________^





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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you for the nice welcome! I will be around, probably in and out every now and then just to see what's up. Still gotta get used to the whole culture here and see what it's all about. icon_smile.gif

Yeah, I've seen some of those posting dates and the gap between. Hopefully that means I'm one more member who can do some poking and motivating!

Hope to get to know some of you here and make some new friends!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did I hear the crunch of a cookie??

Welcome Aaron, nice to see you. Please don't start any fires without sharing pic's of it, and watch out for the shoe-thief. And a stray Botter, but that's another story...
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Man, I didn't get a cookie when I joined. Bummer.
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