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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:44 am    Post subject: Bored at the bank Reply with quote

Hahahaha! I used to watch Kids in the Hall everyday. Um, a zillion years ago. I can hear that guy's voice. (yeah, too lazy to look it up on IMDB, although now that I type it I realize I am just that compulsive... sigh) OKAY! It's Mark McKinney. Sheesh. I stopped watching that show when I saw a skit that wigged me out - something about Hitler and a goat... I know guys don't usually have a problem joking about bestiality, but it really makes me nauseous and freaked out. Now I can take it as a joke, but when I saw the skit about five or six years ago, I just flipped out and stopped watching the show.

Holy crap - that is SOOO much more than you'd ever want to read in response to one little comment about squishing a guy's head. icon_eek.gif

Um, have a fantabulous day. icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, well thanks for sharing anyway icon_smile.gif I loved KITH growing up. It was just so damn demented.

Although my good, sensitive, caring, smart, wonderful friend Jeremy let me know that "it's SQUISHING your head, jackass... you suck" and about 20 other kind statements following.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uh, isn't it "I'm crushing your head" (unless you're doing it vertically, and then it's "I'm pinching your face")?

*wanders off to find KITH DVD sets to watch the skit then decide to check YouTube first*

Yup, I was right!

*paints "KITH fangirl" across her forehead*
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What on earth are you talking about?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahhaa, i actually meant to write CRUSHING but i was so focused on hating Jeremy, that I ended up typing Squishing (which is how i incorrectly put it on my bloggy post thing too).

I suck.
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