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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Harlequin by Laurell K. Hamilton
I'm now waiting for the next book. *sigh*
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I think more Salvatore's problem is that his characters inhabit the D&D FR setting. Raise Dead is only a 5th level spell and level nine clerics are common.


Hey victoria, spoilers below, okay? SPOILERS


So I got no idea about D&D but about 100% of the time the characters who die (Except not really dead!) are never because they get ressurected by a priest. They always end up some stupid shit happens. "Oh we thought he was dead but instead of being crushed by rocks he got teleported!" "Oh he was wasting away but instead he just stopped and reversed it, happens all the time." "We thought he may die but his people need him too much so he rose up out of his death bed while his ribs were shattered to go fight goblins!" "So what he was trapped under a collapsing mountain? Turns out he held it up the whole time, completely normal." Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the books because the story is good. However all the fights/problems seem really transparent, you never wonder who'll survive or what's going to happen (They always win!) you wonder how they manage to win. And evil is always vanquished. And the world is black and white.

Now not all books are like this, the Entreri series is one of my favorites, because for once the bad guys start to win and you're supposed to be rooting against them but they're too bad ass to let you do that. The Spine of the World is another book I absolutely love, mainly because it shows a dark side to his characters. They feel more real when they're not these shining heroes who's only worry is if the girl he loves will die before him. Salvatore did a great job of handling the kind of subject matter that was taking place in that book in a way that his younger readers can comprehend, without being too mature. That's another difference: Salvatore writes for a pretty broad audience, where as Martin is focused exclusivly on adults. I think the focuses are different as well. Salvatore is looking to set a cool world where everyone is neat and you can kind of escape there from the fact that life is a bitch. Martin is trying to write a story where life is a bitch, and people die. I prefer the second one, probably because I've read the first style for so long it's become stale.

"By comparison Martin seems to like killing off every character that makes his books worth reading and resurecting only the most incredibly annoying ones. At five books the Song of Ice and Fire has gone on too long to the point that it seems he's taking the piss. At sixteen main books and seven more spinoffs the Drizzt saga, while not spectacularly great, is still enjoyable"

I disagree, he makes new main characters every book and you fall in love with them by the end. He does a wonderful job of character development and styling them to make every person different. However, the killing of your favorite people will probably be annoying if you're expecting a perfect fantasy world. It certainly makes the books more heart wrenching and emotional then anything I've read of Salvatores.

Both great writers, accomplishing different things. I'm just tierd of reading 300 pages of Drizzt escaping and killing everything he has to while defeating evil.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Honestly Salvatore does a good job of making a sensible plot out of D&D mechanical interactions. If you know the numbers then you know *why* people get up off their deathbeds, *why* the wasting stops and *why* the guy under the mountain "survives" ('coz he didn't. He was good and dead for a decade......) It's D&D, it's going to be pretty black and white and yes, the heroe's will win as they're supposed to inspire you to make your own hero who'll take on the world. Elaine Cunningham's stuff is far more "realistic" in terms of character motivations and abilities. As for Ice and Fire: Catelyn Stark. CATELYN STARK! The absolute cruelty of that was just.... well, too much. The story lacks focus enough for there to be a "main" character but there's very few of the origional players still in the Game at this point. Offhand I can think of only one. I fear it will become the next Wheel of Time.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hated reading the Stark wedding part, it was pretty damn crushing. But if you think of it: It makes complete sense! You don't snub someone like that, and in "those times" (As in the era it's supposed to mimmick) if you snubbed someone's family or honor there was a lot to pay.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually I found it to be one of the happier moments, she'd been harping on about motherhood for far too much potential dragon space.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked the Red Wedding. Sucks for Rob and all, but it did shut Catelyn up, for which I am infinitely grateful.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It didn't though. That's the problem with it.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sure it did. She can't talk anymore, and we didn't have to put up with her for a while. It's just too bad that she had to come back.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unfortunately most of her bits were internal monologues. I suspect she will return in full annoying force next book.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I really hope not. Still, better her than Cersie for 2 books in a row.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To Ride Pegasus by Anne McCaffery
Mal's been bugging me to read it, so I am.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anne McCaffery has been one of my favorite authors for a long time.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, hell, I never actually answered the question that the topic is about. Um, the last book I read was Dune.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Icewind Dale Trilogy. I'm halfway through Legacy of the Drow now.

Is it drow as in show, or drow as in now?
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