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Snagging Some Clips
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:06 pm    Post subject: Genius. Reply with quote

http://www.pandachute.com/videos/how_to_get_free_food_at_mcdoanlds
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think I like that man much at all...
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Could've been worse. He could run around back into the line and hit them with a fire in the hole for their trouble.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, definately have to try that.
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Oh my god, that's the greatest thing since the Drive Through Rap! icon_lol.gif
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what a useless piece of shit.
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The guy, the video, or both? icon_wink.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

angryrobots wrote:
what a useless piece of shit.

My thoughts precisely... along with "Fucktard, asshat and nob-gobbler"

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is a way that is more effective, and doesn't weigh as heavily on one's conscience. Go to your local mall, and decide where you want to eat for a while. If you already work at the mall, you're set. If not, then start going to the department stores, and look for one where the employees uniform is similar to a pair of clothes you already own. Said store ideally should be away from the food court. If none of the stores have uniforms that you can emulate, all is not lost; you can say you work in Loss Prevention, or at Zumiez or something wear the employees don't wear uniforms. Now go to your selected eatery, and ask them if they have a discount for mall employees. Almost all of them do, be it free super sizing, or a 10% discount, something. If they ask you where you work, you already have that planned out. I did this for months, even after I no longer worked at the mall; in fact, Orange Julius and Subway would give it to me without me asking because I ate there almost exclusively.
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