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Otter_
Spawned a Botter (Don't Ask)


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surprisingly no... I first met the fetish model/goth dancer persona. icon_twisted.gif
then the girl next door persona, then the religious nutbag. So after 3 dates, with 3 people... I had to break it off ... who knows how many more there were in that village of crazy? icon_eek.gif
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Arquinsiel
Eyeliner-Wearing Mythological Being of Androgynous Love


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Location: Nowhere and Everywhere. I am a myth.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's only one way to find out....

*Snaps on a rubber glove.*

Hold still now.
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Apok451
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You answered "yes" to 808 of 1500 questions, making you 46.1% sexually pure (53.9% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 46.1% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 36%, based on a comparison of your test results with 134971 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 76.8%.
The first submission for this test was received March 4, 1996.



LOL, Otter is the only one worse than me!!
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bluesmasterelf2
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

maggot_hex wrote:
Answered yes to 169 of 1500, for a score of 88.7% pure, with a weirdness score of 5% (I'm boring).


Got you beat. "You answered "yes" to 117 of 1500 questions, making you 92.2% sexually pure (7.8% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 92.2% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 5%,"

You may all start giggling.
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maggot_hex
Too much of a postwhore for my own good


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't feel quite so bad, but I still need to get out more.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apok451 wrote:
LOL, Otter is the only one worse than me!!


Why do you assume it's a bad thing? icon_twisted.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never said it was a bad thing. I revel in my deviance, it is awesome.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would take this and post the results, but it might ruin a few of my better stories icon_razz.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would these be the ones we havent read yet?
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Joe the Peacock
When it's Done


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

some of them, yes.
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AlaskanPsycho
It's, like, TOTALLY time for my custom title now.
It's, like, <b>TOTALLY</b> time for my custom title now.


Joined: Feb 20, 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bluesmasterelf2 wrote:
Got you beat. "You answered "yes" to 117 of 1500 questions, making you 92.2% sexually pure (7.8% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 92.2% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 5%,"

You may all start giggling.


My results were similar. I can't quite remember the number of questions, but I believe I was approximately 9% sexually corrupt, with a weirdness factor of 4%.

My excuse for this is that I'm still under 18, and all the boys I know are either born-again Christians who are saving themselves for marriage, much older or younger than me, or otherwise icky.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You answered "yes" to 301 of 1500 questions, making you 79.9% sexually pure (20.1% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 79.9% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 8%, based on a comparison of your test results with 134971 other submissions for this test.
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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You answered "yes" to 397 of 1500 questions, making you 73.5% sexually pure (26.5% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 73.5% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 11%, based on a comparison of your test results with 134971 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 76.8%.
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