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Kyuuketsuki_Kurai
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:40 pm    Post subject: Purity Test Reply with quote

Take the test found here and post your results.

I said yes to 679 out of 1500 questions, making me 54.7% Sexually pure (average score for this test is 76.8%). My Weirdness Factor is 24%.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My score was:

"yes" to 738 of 1500 questions, making me 50.8% sexually pure (49.2% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 50.8% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 29%
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Answered yes to 169 of 1500, for a score of 88.7% pure, with a weirdness score of 5% (I'm boring).
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not finished yet but this one:
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1249: complimented someone on their taste?

makes me have to, yet again, mention my ex girlfriend who tasted (and smelt) like this.

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You answered "yes" to 585 of 1500 questions, making you 61.0% sexually pure (39.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 61.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 20%, based on a comparison of your test results with 134971 other submissions for this test.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

maggot_hex wrote:
Answered yes to 169 of 1500, for a score of 88.7% pure, with a weirdness score of 5% (I'm boring).


Youre just not a dieviant like the rest of us.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apok451 wrote:
Youre just not a dieviant like the rest of us.
Inexperienced might be a better word
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It's, like, TOTALLY time for my custom title now.
It's, like, <b>TOTALLY</b> time for my custom title now.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Answered yes to 620 of 1500, making you 58.7% sexually pure (41.3% sexually corrupt)

Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 25%.
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Apok451
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

maggot_hex wrote:
Apok451 wrote:
Youre just not a deviant like the rest of us.
Inexperienced might be a better word


I like deviant better. Anyway, all the cool kids are deviants.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It just struck me now as funny that your uniqueness factor is decided via an adherence to an alternative scale of normality. Ironing.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You answered "yes" to 493 of 1500 questions, making you 67.1% sexually pure (32.9% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 67.1% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 18%, based on a comparison of your test results with 134971 other submissions for this test.


... and i went into it thinking i would answer more...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You answered "yes" to 1056 of 1500 questions, making you 29.6% sexually pure (70.4% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 29.6% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 56%

I think I skewed the bell curve a bit...
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Zarf
"...if she showed up naked at my door with a pizza..."


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I seem very boring after since I had to follow Otter_

You answered "yes" to 380 of 1500 questions, making you 74.7% sexually pure (25.3% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 74.7% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 11%, based on a comparison of your test results with 134971 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 76.8%.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You still did better than I did....
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

based on past recollections... I think 56% weirdness factor is a bit low.

After the girl with multiple personalities that I had to break up with 3 times (one for each distinct personality) I expected this to be higher.

// I wish I could make up stories like my life
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It's, like, <b>TOTALLY</b> time for my custom title now.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Otter_ wrote:
After the girl with multiple personalities that I had to break up with 3 times (one for each distinct personality) I expected this to be higher.


That is truly awesome.

Did you have to seduce all 3 to begin with as well?
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