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Wheres Your Sense Of Adventure?
A Leisurely Day Along The Mighty Merced
Snagging Some Clips
I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes
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slainte23
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:34 pm    Post subject: New Stuff From Joe! Reply with quote

Hey Joe! Donde esta el nuevo uhhh... stories?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you are fired.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

historias (stories). Yeah, I looked it up, so what?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is no part 3 to the story on the front page. It's just part one and part two icon_smile.gif

But there will be a new story going up. I've got a fire lit under my ass.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

/me stokes the flames.

Oh, maybe Slainte23 was asking for part 3 of the "This is an Ex-Peacock pts. 1-4"...
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe the Peacock wrote:
There is no part 3 to the story on the front page. It's just part one and part two icon_smile.gif

But there will be a new story going up. I've got a fire lit under my ass.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:15 am    Post subject: right Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what about the rest of slainte's story?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How 'bout this for a deal: I'll give the rest of my story when Joe gives us a new one? icon_lol.gif Just kidding - I've submitted the final two parts so it is up to Joe when they are released.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok

/me glares at Joe
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