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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Federal Way chapter of the Pastafarian Pirates pledges their support of Homn.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think my money's on Joe. I mean, he's just plain bigger than homn. Plus, I gotta vote for Brutus The Barber Beefcake.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But I've got 2 pirates, an orc with an outrageously large weapon, some sort of dark elf with a strange axe, and a serial killer in robes on my side!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But no insane barber.





Which one's Joe?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Though, there may be one man who can defeat him.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But I've got 2 pirates, an orc with an outrageously large weapon, some sort of dark elf with a strange axe, and a serial killer in robes on my side!



Homn, might have the win here. But hwere is Joes response?

BTW, what game are you LARPing?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe's posts are as regular as a fiber-only diet.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But I've got 2 pirates, an orc with an outrageously large weapon, some sort of dark elf with a strange axe, and a serial killer in robes on my side!



Homn, might have the win here. But hwere is Joes response?

BTW, what game are you LARPing?


It's a game local to Washington State that a friend and I co-manage (he's the owner on paper, but I seem to do all the work icon_razz.gif). We split off from NERO several years back (before my time), and never looked back. Game is called Scions, and can be found at http://www.yaganet.org/

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

$1000 on Homn, he has a orc dude! icon_razz.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Plus he's recently acquired a Shamani ice mage and a paladin of Fiera.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But, HE'S NOT BRUTUS!!!
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Buddhafist wrote:
$1000 on Homn, he has a orc dude! icon_razz.gif
I don't know, all Joe has to do is find a Burgunn and the orc'll be screwed icon_razz.gif (which gives me a fun idea for the next Pathways game)
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not to mention Homn's pirate is a follower of Rissirr and he's got a master-level cleric of Rissirr backing him up.
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