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Wheres Your Sense Of Adventure?
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Snagging Some Clips
I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes
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* Snagging Some Clips

* I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes

* Clang Bang Clang


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And looks like the weekly challenge is dead already?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope not.

I've been so busy working, moving, trying to get internet access from home icon_evil.gif and my son just got out of a 10+ day stay in the hospital. But... I want to participate.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I work 16 hour days. 8 at my shitty day job, 8 at my hobby job. Any down time between the two goes towards hanging out with friends (done far too little) and fixing up my house.

I'll try throwing something together today. Gimme a bit.....
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, I just got here. Give me a break icon_wink.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay fine fine fine icon_razz.gif

How about.... instead of using deadlines.... once we get three entrants, then we go to a vote? Or, if we get lots of entrants, keep it going a little longer, or if we get two and it drags, just stick up the poll....

lets make it subjective, yay!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keep it going until the first continuous 48 hours with no new submissions?

That said, I'm gone for the weekend icon_razz.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come on people, you're not gonna let me be the first, last, and only weekly challenge winner are you?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

maggot_hex wrote:
Come on people, you're not gonna let me be the first, last, and only weekly challenge winner are you?


This time around.

Maybe, life has kept me far to busy, but I'm hoping things will slow down soon.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

so, who was it that predicted immediate death of this thing?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't even remember the first one. So I'll go with me.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sad really. Seems that the forums slowed down this time of year.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You would think with the weather getting colder in most places, people would be at home near their computers more often...
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yah, and since I wasn't around this year, there aren't even talks of an MI Xmas Gift Exchange!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What, Christmas is coming? Why didn't anyone tell me?
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DJ_Mittens wrote:
What, Christmas is coming? Why didn't anyone tell me?


You didn't get the memo?
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