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Wheres Your Sense Of Adventure?
A Leisurely Day Along The Mighty Merced
Snagging Some Clips
I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes
Clang Bang Clang



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:35 am    Post subject: Whats your score? Reply with quote

Start at 50 and add or substract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...

+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
+Below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed icon_wink.gif.

AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score.

Copy this and post your own bulletin!

-Add 10 if you are a virgin.

-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.

-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.

-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.

-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.

-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.

-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.

-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.

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-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.

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-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.

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-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

2

// It would be 0 but I don't count kissing the transvestite.
// I didn't know he was a guy when he kissed me and damn was he passable.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So in the next thread do we need to post our answers? icon_eek.gif
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got something like 35. Between talking to two Comcast (L)users at once and trying to count, I may have messed up. It's almost embarassingly high.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

60, although that will probably get substantially lower before the year is out.
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7 Im such a slut.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG I SCORED A 100 U GUYS R LOSERS

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14..oh my..?
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