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coldnight The ONLY Thought Provoking Content Poster (Moderator)


Joined: Mar 21, 2004 Posts: 2457 Location: Vermont
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:35 am Post subject: Whats your score? |
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Start at 50 and add or substract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...
+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
+Below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed .
AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score.
Copy this and post your own bulletin!
-Add 10 if you are a virgin.
-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.
-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.
-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.
-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.
-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.
-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.
-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.
-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.
-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand].
-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.
-Add 5 if you havent kissed more then 3 people [unrelated].
-Add 3 if you havent been kissed in the past month.
-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.
-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.
-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.
-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have used lube duiring sex.
-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.
-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.
-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.
-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex |
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coldnight The ONLY Thought Provoking Content Poster (Moderator)


Joined: Mar 21, 2004 Posts: 2457 Location: Vermont
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Otter_ Spawned a Botter (Don't Ask)

Joined: Mar 24, 2005 Posts: 1900 Location: Cambridge, MA
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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// It would be 0 but I don't count kissing the transvestite.
// I didn't know he was a guy when he kissed me and damn was he passable. |
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VictoriaE77 My Son Likes Boobies

Joined: Jul 12, 2005 Posts: 768 Location: The Edge of Reality
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15 _________________ There will come a time when you believe everything is finished, but that will be the beginning. - Louis L'Amour |
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Zarf "...if she showed up naked at my door with a pizza..."

Joined: Jan 18, 2005 Posts: 349 Location: Cleveland
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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So in the next thread do we need to post our answers?  |
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fruitbat Why aren't you in IRC?

Joined: May 26, 2004 Posts: 774 Location: Scotland
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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wow, i rock at this game.......  _________________ fruitbat
127001.org |
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DJ_Mittens I look sexy in my Joe's Jeans™ Peacock Trousers (changed by Patgrun)

Joined: Feb 17, 2004 Posts: 4711 Location: Winnipeg, skeeter capital of the world.
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I got something like 35. Between talking to two Comcast (L)users at once and trying to count, I may have messed up. It's almost embarassingly high. _________________ Most problems can be solved through violence. Those that cannot are not worth solving. |
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maggot_hex Too much of a postwhore for my own good

Joined: Feb 11, 2006 Posts: 6238 Location: Federal Way, WA
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Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:18 am Post subject: |
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60, although that will probably get substantially lower before the year is out. _________________ This post brought to you by Petty Revenge: When not being a jerk just won't do. |
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homncruse An Evil PHP Script (Admin)


Joined: May 05, 2003 Posts: 7698 Location: Western Washington
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CallieMo Resident Posting Ninja Cat Lady (Moderator and Salsa Goddess)


Joined: Apr 27, 2003 Posts: 2370 Location: Massachusetts
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Apok451 The Little Postwhore That Tried

Joined: Oct 16, 2006 Posts: 2061 Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Celestia Balloon Twisting Scaler Of Barbed Wire


Joined: May 23, 2005 Posts: 25 Location: Swannanoa, NC (Near Asheville)
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9  _________________ Bide the Wiccan law yet must
In perfect love and perfect trust.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill:
An ye harm none, do as ye will.
And ever mind the rule of three:
What ye send out, comes back to thee.
Follow this with mind and heart,
And merry ye meet, and merry ye part.
Blessed Be! |
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jezibelle Pink-Haired Pirate


Joined: Jul 19, 2003 Posts: 1623 Location: Ontario
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Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:12 am Post subject: |
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Joe the Peacock When it's Done

Joined: Feb 07, 2002 Posts: -21509 Location: Atlanta, GA
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Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:06 am Post subject: |
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OMG I SCORED A 100 U GUYS R LOSERS
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GeneK It's, like, TOTALLY time for my custom title now.


Joined: Aug 09, 2006 Posts: 290 Location: The year 20XX
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