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jezibelle
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:39 am    Post subject: Wooo! New Contest! Reply with quote

What? A contest? A contest! Yes, that’s right, show off your superfantabulous talents by creating an avatar!

The avatars will be judged on:
- Humour
- Originality
- Creativity
- Clarity (i.e. can people tell what it is/read any words on it)
- Quality
- Artistic merit

A panel of our highly-acclaimed judges (Jeremy, Coldnight, CallieMo, Kealiki, TimeRacer, Homncruse, and Jezibelle) will narrow down the submissions to the best 10. These results will be posted August 14, 2006 along with a poll for you to choose the winner! The poll will run for 7 days, after which the winners will be announced!

Rules and Stipulations:
- Avatars must be, at maximum, 100 pixels by 100 pixels.
- All submitted avatars will be available for use on the site and by Joe (Unless you REALLY want to keep yours personal. If so, write that in with your submission.).
- All avatars must be in by Monday August 7, 2006 at 11:59pm (EST)
- Only one avatar per person.

To Enter:
- Submit your avatar by Monday August 7, 2006 at 11:59pm (EST) by e-mailing it to jezibelle_@hotmail.com
- Ensure that the subject line is “MI avatar contest”

Include:
- The avatar (who would have thought!)
- A title for your avatar
- Your site username and e-mail

Prizes:
1st Prize: $50 credit in the MI shop PLUS a free pre-order for a hardcover of Best of the Worst
2nd Prize: $25 credit in the MI shop
3rd Prize: $15 credit in the MI shop

Since all you fantastic people visit the forums on a regular basis, you'll get a head-start on those who don't! Horray for being fantastic!

Good luck to everyone! I am looking forward to seeing everything that comes in!

Edit: Please make sure that if you are entering you read through this entire post and submit your avatar as stated above in the "To Enter" part. This will ensure that your entry makes it to all the judges! Thanks!
Edit #2: Fixed the dates.

Edit (again): PLEASE, if you've submitted an avatar, please re-send to the new address above... I've had a couple people's whose have not got through, so I'd rather have two of yours that not get it at all!


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yay Im super excited to see what people come up with icon_smile.gif

I do have a question though! Animated gifs allowed, or are we talking just stationary image avatars?

As a judge Im not entering, Im just curious icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would think that any standard image format is fine.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep, any standard image format is fine. Even if you want to hand-draw one and scan it in! icon_biggrin.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As a judge, I'm not entering, but to get people into the spirit, I've created an avatar for your amusement:



A larger version can be found here.

Now get those creative juices flowing and submit your entries!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is fucking hilarious.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edited per actually reading the rules.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does the "art" need to be original, or can we steal pictures off the world wide webomagraph and make alterations and add snarky comments to them?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Personally I'm OK with snarky comments icon_biggrin.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

VictoriaE77 wrote:
Does the "art" need to be original, or can we steal pictures off the world wide webomagraph and make alterations and add snarky comments to them?


Well, the avatar has to be original. You can use pieces from pictures on the web, as long as you have permission to do so from the original owner and make it your own somehow with alterations.

TimeRacer wrote:
Personally I'm OK with snarky comments icon_biggrin.gif


Yes, yes I agree. icon_biggrin.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edit:

Hey guys, this whole contest thing has kind of slipped away from us and we haven't been able to spend as much time as we wanted on it. We're going to start it over - and this time do it right! Joe has thrown in a free pre-order for a hardcover of Best of the Worst to first prize - so it is better than ever! As well, please note new deadlines above, so you guys can still get a piece of the action!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alright, new idea:
If you've submitted an avatar, please re-send to jezibelle_@hotmail.com I've had a couple people's whose have not got through, so I'd rather have two of yours that not get it at all!
Sorry about being a pain in the butt guys. icon_sad.gif
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

has this died again?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not quite yet. I'll be getting in touch with you guys in the next couple days.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AAAAAAAnd Month Later? Jezibelle and the Judges have caught Joe's No-Updates Disease!
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