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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 1:14 am    Post subject: So soon the calendar falls by the wayside Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No no, it's coming! I had to drive to Daytona, FL today. Thus, the story and the newsletter are delayed a day.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

were you there to negotiate the terms of the MI Nascar team sponsership?
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, if I could afford to sponsor a team, I totally would. I'd love to be the first ever internet author to sponsor a car.

I was a guest of NASCAR though, which was neat. I took my dad to the race and all the fun festivities and stuff for his birthday. I'll be writing some stuff about it very soon.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's a good one... soon...
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soon Audio pronunciation of "Soon" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sn)
adv. soon·er, soon·est

1. In the near future; shortly.
2. Without hesitation; promptly: came as soon as possible.
3. Before the usual or appointed time; early.
4. With willingness; readily: I'd as soon leave right now.
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Joe the Peacock wrote:
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Joe, I have to say ... I love that, I can't stop laughing.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe the Peacock wrote:
No no, it's coming! I had to drive to Daytona, FL today. Thus, the story and the newsletter are delayed a day.

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So, what is your home planet Joe? Here on Earth, a day is measured in 24 hour increments. icon_wink.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

I suck.

I had to do some serious thinking about some stuff, and I've had some big things come through the pipe this week (and no, this isn't an euphamism for constipation). So, watch this space tomorrow. See what happens icon_razz.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah so, where's a new freakin story, get on with it!!!
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