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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gotcha. That does make sense. He has also been saying that there is a ton of things he as to get done with class and whatnot. Can't say I blame him for not wanting some entry level job like I have.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You're just too pretty, Joe. Your picture has caused poor Homncruse to stutter and stammer at the sight of such a pretty pretty princess, so he's off trying to regain his composure before he replies.


Yeah, that's it... I wasn't doing other things.. No, of course not.

Joe, you'll get yours as soon as I can spare more than an hour here and there.

And, lest ye doubt, here is my evil plotting face:


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's not much of a difference there. That has me worried.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mndsm wrote:
There's not much of a difference there. That has me worried.


don't you notice the head tilt and the slightly crossed eyes? No difference, get our eyes examined, boy!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I was expectin a superhero costume or maybe a sword or something. The sublties are what make me worry.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, I was expectin a superhero costume or maybe a sword or something. The sublties are what make me worry.


All I have is my LARP gear icon_razz.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

homncruse wrote:
mndsm wrote:
Well, I was expectin a superhero costume or maybe a sword or something. The sublties are what make me worry.


All I have is my LARP gear icon_razz.gif


Pics??
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sooo...





MUST SEE LARP GEAR!

...ya!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Later! I'm working on a new costume for a new character now, actually... A pirate icon_twisted.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oooh, will you say "yarrrrrr" and "avast" and... and... other pirate stuff? And how do you feel about shinies?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes.
No, that's my Captain's line.
Does "Yarr... I be needin' a new pet fer me crabs to play with." count?
I'm the richest character in the game -- figure that one out yourself icon_razz.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wheeee!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

homncruse Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:39 pm wrote:
Joe, you'll get yours as soon as I can spare more than an hour here and there.


I think you have him lulled into a false sense of security... it may just be time to act... or not, I'm bored.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 2:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay Joe! I've started to amass my army of minions to take you on!



Why I willingly post these photos I'll never know...
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Federal Way chapter of the Pastafarian Pirates pledges their support of Homn.
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