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Snagging Some Clips
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah, nah, Homn-san's plotting... when Joe-kun leasts expects it, THAT'S when he'll strike...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

With stealth ninja style and speed i assume?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor Homn probably doesn't even know this thread exsists. Do we have a PM system on these boards? Maybe someone should drop him one.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, there's that handy PM icon at the bottom of every single post DB. Ever notice it?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mndsm wrote:
With stealth ninja style and speed i assume?


Oh, of course, using everything taught to him by the ninja masters living in the highest, most remote, sacred areas of the world... *nods*

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yeah, there's that handy PM icon at the bottom of every single post DB. Ever notice it?


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, I was thinking you were perhaps a stereotypical Canadian.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

canadians aren't that bad...

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 3:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't call New Yorkers slow. Southerners, maybe....
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In general, New Yorkers are not slow, oblivious maybe, but not slow.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know, I'm pretty sure three days have passed. Does this mean Homn is throwing in the towel pre-match?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a feeling Homn is busy, working, or something.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... or being tentacle raped. Who can say.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw him earlier. I think there were too many orange tags, even for him.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even when you see his name on the user list, he's probably not "here". He's got MI set as his start page on his browser so whenever he fires it up, he shows up in the list even though he's probably off to some other place doing coursework or whatever.
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