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Joined: Feb 07, 2002 Posts: -21511 Location: Atlanta, GA
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:15 pm Post subject: I CHALLENGE HOMNCRUSE!
You hear that, Homn? I challenge you to a no-holds-barred, 15 round fight to the virtual death! I heard what you said about me on Smackdown! and I know you think you deserve the belt, but let me tell you, brother - you can't handle the Joester! Me and the other Joeamaniacs are going to bring you down!
WHATCHA GONNA DO, HOMNCRUSE, WHEN JOEAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?!?
DJ_Mittens I look sexy in my Joe's Jeans™ Peacock Trousers (changed by Patgrun)
Joined: Feb 17, 2004 Posts: 4711 Location: Winnipeg, skeeter capital of the world.
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:00 pm Post subject:
Joe, you're only missing the hedge clippers and you could be Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake. _________________ Most problems can be solved through violence. Those that cannot are not worth solving.
Joined: Mar 01, 2004 Posts: 1760 Location: Ohio is for lovers
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:04 pm Post subject:
Hear Ye! Hear YE! As official announcer and referree, I hereby lay down the ground rules.
1. All boasts, challenges, and/or posturing must be submitted in this thread, and can contain text, but must be in pictorial form (no nudity, please, and try to keep it semi-work safe, you may beg, borrow, steal, or photoshop any props, clothing, or makeshift weapons to use in your pictures).
2. Each contestant has three calendar days to respond to the last post of the boaster/challenger.
3. Comments, cheers, jeers, and panties may be thrown from the peanut gallery, but let's save our loudest voices and debris for the main event.
4. No low blows, genital grabs, or sewage swirlies, or crying like a girl. keep it clean. AND NO BETTING!!! this means you.
Now, GO!GO!GO! _________________
I want to see people like me, rising up with hate-filled eyes and smoking genetalia--posessed by ancient volcano gods, waving vast breasts and improbable penises at the secret masters of the world-- brown-trousering the naughty twenty-four hours a day"SJ
You're just too pretty, Joe. Your picture has caused poor Homncruse to stutter and stammer at the sight of such a pretty pretty princess, so he's off trying to regain his composure before he replies.
Lady_Stardust Super Hip Norwegian Pyromaniac Chick (Moderator)
Joined: Jul 21, 2004 Posts: 6723 Location: The land of the midnight sun (Norway!)
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:40 pm Post subject:
Homn is too much of a chicken. Sure, he'll pick fights with buggy sometimes, but he always pretends to be transported to another dimension, which will probably be his excuse this time as well. _________________ This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
Damn and I was hoping for some blood. _________________ I want to go out of this life the same way I came in. Screaming at the top of my lungs and covered in someone else's blood.
Joined: Mar 01, 2004 Posts: 1760 Location: Ohio is for lovers
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:35 pm Post subject:
Homn FORFEITS!!! _________________
I want to see people like me, rising up with hate-filled eyes and smoking genetalia--posessed by ancient volcano gods, waving vast breasts and improbable penises at the secret masters of the world-- brown-trousering the naughty twenty-four hours a day"SJ
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