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Wheres Your Sense Of Adventure?
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Snagging Some Clips
I`ll Give Away The Ending - They Taste NOTHING Like Grapes
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I really only come here for the free cookies and juice...
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GreenMachine wrote:
I really only come here for the free cookies and juice...


There's juice?? I've only seen the free beer and Mountain Dew!!

coldnight wrote:
I'll always be free to you, most others pay $69.99/hr


Awww.... you're selling yourself too cheap!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady_Stardust wrote:
GreenMachine wrote:
I really only come here for the free cookies and juice...


There's juice?? I've only seen the free beer and Mountain Dew!!


I must be in the wrong room...

Surrender the free beer!
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.I. is the place where you can post about random things, talk in the third person, buy awesome merchandise and reading materials, chat, laugh, cry, and even make an international love connection (like kea and mekky, or Anime and Fruitty). It's a little bit of everything thrown all together and seasoned for taste to perfection!
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

::starts humming::

Caaan you feeeel the looooove toniiiight.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady_Stardust wrote:
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Caaan you feeeel the looooove toniiiight.


Yes I did. Twice.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Lady_Stardust wrote:
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Caaan you feeeel the looooove toniiiight.


Yes I did. Twice.


Stop it! You'll go blind!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, maybe that's why my sister needed glasses at 14.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's hot...
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Going back to the original theme...Mentally Incontinent is a group of people that were originally gathered by a funny funny storytelling man, and became good enough friends to stick together through thick and thin.

I'll follow wherever it goes.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'll follow wherever it goes.


even off a cliff!

Lemmings!
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Self-Pleasure FIRST!
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