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Joined: May 11, 2004 Posts: 109 Location: Santa Barbara, CA
Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 1:40 am Post subject: HOOWHAT!!?? YEEAH!!! OKAAY!!! - Chapelle Show
Hi my name is Fred and I'm an alcoholic. One day I just picked up the bottle and couldn't put it down. It was like the devil had secretly rubbed evil super glue all over it. I couldn't stop drinking....I was compelled to keep taking swigs, one right after another. The bottle wouldn't empty either. It just kept on refilling itself. Now I sit alone in a dark room all day haunted by the bottle that will not go away or become empty.
No, actually I'm just your every day worker bee but you can use the above as an analogy to draw any meaning who want from it. _________________ "Smells like sex in here." - Supertroopers
Hi, I'm Morrison. I'm from Michigan and have a website I update infrequently.
I am a service tech for one of the big cell phone carriers. I have a son, fiance, and a jackass beagle.
Built a comp w/ a XP1500 and 768MB of RAM about a year ago w/ 4 physical HDDs about 250 GB total, and I was the first on my block with a DVD Burner. Nothing major, but it does the job for me.
Joined: Mar 12, 2003 Posts: 148 Location: Wichita, America
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 1:44 am Post subject: Greetings pleasure seeking citizens
Hello my fellow addicts. Im Eric. Im an Engineerd in Wichita Kansas. I tend to talk in Movie quotes and other obscure references that normally only I understand. Its my neurosis and im keeping it.
I play golf. When Im not playing it, im reading about it or thinking about it. The great thing about the PGA is you can root for everyone playing, except Vijah Singh.
Joined: Nov 14, 2003 Posts: 763 Location: In Bed with Homncruse
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:35 am Post subject:
Hey everybody, I'm Rachel, I'm an 18 year old high school senior-to-be from Iowa. I'm a part time pharmacy technician, as well. Uhh... I don't know what else to put here, so hey.
Joined: May 05, 2003 Posts: 7698 Location: Western Washington
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:55 am Post subject:
stardust05 wrote:
Hey everybody, I'm Rachel, I'm an 18 year old high school senior-to-be from Iowa. I'm a part time pharmacy technician, as well. Uhh... I don't know what else to put here, so hey.
I've gotta ask the standard message board questions:
1.) Are you hot?
2.) If yes to #1, are you single? Got pics?
3.) If no to #2, need an online boyfriend? _________________ Help me GoogleBomb for Joe's publicity!
Joined: Nov 14, 2003 Posts: 763 Location: In Bed with Homncruse
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 5:11 am Post subject:
oh my. hahaha... i'm surprised to see all these replies.
1) i wouldn't say i'm hot. but then again, what girl does think she is?
2) yeah, i'm single. i've got pics - http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v243/stardust05/? hopefully that works...
3) i'm always up for talking but i've got all that girl-boy-almost-romance- but-isnt-because-of-another-skank kinda thing going on. whoops, did i say that?
Joined: Apr 09, 2004 Posts: 27 Location: On higher ground in Washington state
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 6:02 am Post subject:
homncruse,
Western washington, huh! You in the puget sound area or down aroung gig harbor or Olympia. It's amaizing how I will run into neighborhood guys while playing gamer servers in europe or japan. What's funny is that that are hundreds of these servers right here in the state with ping rates from here of around 12, compared to the east coast battle servers with a ping of around 125. Human nature dictates the farther away it is the more exotic, what crapola huh!
Hail and well met Washatonian. The rain stopped today and moto riding is now in session. lol.
Rachel,
the picture was a nice thought, but the true beauty of most young women is on the inside. Write us a short story or entertain us with a joke or two and show us that babe you keep inside. In the process your brain will only get more hubba hubba, lol. For the rest of you stalkers, remember: Respect, its whats for dinner!
I live in my own little world, but its OK, they know me there! _________________
Joined: Feb 26, 2004 Posts: 1634 Location: Connecticut
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 9:14 am Post subject:
stardust05 wrote:
oh my. hahaha... i'm surprised to see all these replies.
1) i wouldn't say i'm hot. but then again, what girl does think she is?
2) yeah, i'm single. i've got pics - http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v243/stardust05/? hopefully that works...
3) i'm always up for talking but i've got all that girl-boy-almost-romance- but-isnt-because-of-another-skank kinda thing going on. whoops, did i say that?
Joined: Nov 14, 2003 Posts: 763 Location: In Bed with Homncruse
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:51 pm Post subject:
well.... crap. i tried.
http://www.faceparty.com/stardustdreams
we'll try that.
or, if you're on thedilly, i'm stardustdreams there as well. yeah, i'm just that lame..
Joined: May 05, 2003 Posts: 7698 Location: Western Washington
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 11:23 pm Post subject:
stardust05 wrote:
well.... crap. i tried.
http://www.faceparty.com/stardustdreams
we'll try that.
or, if you're on thedilly, i'm stardustdreams there as well. yeah, i'm just that lame..
Well, they're only face shots, but you look pretty to me....
Not that I'm hitting on you or anything, but I'm talking about how you said hardly any girl thinks she's pretty. _________________ Help me GoogleBomb for Joe's publicity!
Joined: Nov 14, 2003 Posts: 763 Location: In Bed with Homncruse
Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 1:03 am Post subject:
homncruse wrote:
stardust05 wrote:
well.... crap. i tried.
http://www.faceparty.com/stardustdreams
we'll try that.
or, if you're on thedilly, i'm stardustdreams there as well. yeah, i'm just that lame..
Well, they're only face shots, but you look pretty to me....
Not that I'm hitting on you or anything, but I'm talking about how you said hardly any girl thinks she's pretty.
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I couldn't stop drinking....I was compelled to keep taking swigs, one right after another. The bottle wouldn't empty either. It just kept on refilling itself. Now I sit alone in a dark room all day haunted by the bottle that will not go away or become empty.
but i've got all that girl-boy-almost-romance- but-isnt-because-of-another-skank kinda thing going on. whoops, did i say that? 
